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    A very manly muppet Mad Pino Rage's Avatar
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    Cool What do you excel at?

    I don't have any particular expertise or skill in any one thing. I think I'm a novice jack-of-all trades, one who knows little about a lot and does a lot of many things. If I can remember, there was someone on here who was athletic enough to try for the Olympics, a poetic seducer (not angelface), and some of you could probably code this forum from the bottom up.

    What is it that you excel at above all others?

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    i excel at sucking cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    i excel at sucking cock.
    I excel at having my cock sucked.

    A/s/l?

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    Conjugating French and Spanish verbs- hey its fun!

    There are other things but I'll keep them to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Conjugating French and Spanish verbs- hey its fun!

    There are other things but I'll keep them to myself.

    boot verbs ftw?

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    I'm really great at being an asshole.

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    I am the me

    I am a good athlete, and learn very quickly

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    Running. At everything else I'm average at best, but whatever powers that be blessed me with a set of lungs and legs like Secretariat. My parents entered me in an open all-ages track meet when I was like 10, for fun, and at 10 years old I ran a sub 6-minute mile with no training. That was the point that they realized they had something. My Jr. High track and field records still stand.

    I'm a B student, pretty average looking, not exceptionally witty or artsy, just a regular college freshman in all other respects, but if all goes as it's going right now by my Jr. year I could conceivably be #1 Division 1 CC runner nation wide.

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    Excel

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    I like to think I'm a good driver. Not a "safe" or "defensive" driver, mind you, but one that can get from place to place quicker than most people and one that can really bullshit the cops. I've yet to be in a wreck or get a ticket, save one for littering and I wasn't the one who was driving.

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    i ams good at masturbating

    i nut everytime

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Excel
    At using Microsoft excel?

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    I can fart pretty much at will. And it'll curl the paint off the walls.

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    My memory/recall is fascinating.

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    I'm a good reader. I first read the original Terry Brooks Shannara series in grade 2 (i.e. about 6 years old) and I've probably read something like 2 or 3 thousand books of all different kinds since then.

    As a result, my general knowledge, spelling and grammar is pretty decent too.

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    Spelling and Grammar are pretty decent too.

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    gotcha nazi.

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    I would like to think that I'm at least a little better than most ass holes who go out and decide to waste their money on instruments but my opinion is obviously a little biased.

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    I excel at leaping the bounds of the african planes, gutting rhinosaurs and eating their smoldering flesh. Then retiring to a relaxing bubble massage with my slaveboys. Care to join me old chap? We'll snuff the bitter pines!
    Last edited by thunderdome; 09-29-2008 at 01:54 AM.

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    I suck at everything except for massages, fellatio, being paranoid, and making myself miserable for no reason.


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    I'm good at playing at the friendly, corky, harmless guy....until you turn your back! Mwhahaha!

    No but seriously, I will hit you with a lead pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    I'm good at playing at the friendly, corky, harmless guy....until you turn your back! Mwhahaha!

    No but seriously, I will hit you with a lead pipe.
    In the dining room?

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    I'm pretty good at Excel.

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    Film making and writing. I've been told this from various people.

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