not very lol worthy honestly: Work on apartment, get free funeral

**Kal El** · 03-26-2009, 10:45 AM

NEW YORK (AP) — A New York City funeral director is offering a deal to die for.

Peter Dohanich put an ad on Craigslist seeking a reliable contractor to fix up his apartment in exchange for a full service funeral.

Dohanich, who is licensed in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, says he wants a contractor to build a sitting room off the living room of his ground floor apartment.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...terstitialskip

**djwolford** · 03-26-2009, 10:54 AM

Wow. There is no way that I would waste my time working for something that I would be too dead to enjoy.

**Sion** · 03-26-2009, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by djwolford

Wow. There is no way that I would waste my time working for something that I would be too dead to enjoy.

if one of your family members wasn't doing so well it could be a decent investment.

**djwolford** · 03-26-2009, 12:09 PM

Not really because I wouldn't pay for their funeral either way. They would be too dead to enjoy it anyway.

**Chase** · 03-29-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by djwolford

Not really because I wouldn't pay for their funeral either way. They would be too dead to enjoy it anyway.

I mean, I think you're trying to make a terrible joke (like terribly unfunny, not terrible like this is a terrible thing to joke about) but either way this thought process is super retardo