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    Default Vince Offer Arrested for Hooker Abuse

    I have to admit that I have a lot more respect for Vince now...


    MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (4 pages)

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html



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    Thats not really wtf, more like hahahahahaha

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    Vince Shlomi?

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    I mean, if someone tries to bite your tongue off, what do you do?

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    what an unfortunate last name

    on the other hand the hooker is pretty smokin

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    Oh wow, this is me in 10 years.


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    I bet Billy Mays knows how to keep a ho in line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    I bet Billy Mays knows how to keep a ho in line.
    by announcing "Billy Mays here" before each and every pimp slap


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    Good taste in hookers. Would probably buy from him.
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    Shamwow works great on hooker blood as well!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Wow he looks wasted. I bet she got a piece of his tounge.

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    Vince Offer: Putting the "Slap" in Slap-Chop since 2009.

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    Haha wow. That hooker really worked him over.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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