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    I had some shit coming VIA FedEX and it was supposed to get here today.

    I checked the tracking number around 8 PM and it said it was still on the truck, then checked it at 8:30 and it says it was left at the front door. Sweet.

    Well I go outside and see NOTHING. It is nowhere to be found. Noone even came. I can hear when delivery trucks come. I always do. I was home the entire time. And they usually ring teh door bell and leave it by the door. But there was nothing.

    FUCK YOU FEDEX!!!

    So who do I need to call?

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    Where did you get the package from?

    If you got it from amazon and tell them that it never came they'll send you a replacement package and $20 of amazon credit.

    That happened to me, and my neighbors got the package by mistake.

    So I got two of the same package and free $20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous d View Post
    Well if it doesn't show up some time tomorrow, either call them or fed ex.

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    Call fedex, raise hell and threaten to sue for harm done b/c it was a script you need or you'll die.

    Actually call fedex and raise some hell, i hate them so I use DHL.... and also contact site and tell them they be ghey and you didn't get the order

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    So who do I need to call?
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    Noone that I order shit from does DHL. But I prefer UPS. I know alot of the guys that deliver so they will actually give me my packages at work if Im there instead of bringing them to me like 4 hours later at my house. Saves me a wait, and saves them a trip.

    Im willing to bet the driver just wanted to go home and Im pretty much on the last leg of his delivery route. So he just marked it as delivered and is gonna bring it tomorrow.

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    I hate when ever i check for my delivery status and it says "out for delivery" for 7 hours. It never fails that I get packages at the very end of the work day or the next day sometime. Oh I also live less than a mile from my local UPS processing sites.

    I try not to use FedEx anymore after they left a valuable package on my front porch in the poring rain even though I put a big ass sign out that day for all packages to be set on the back porch where we have an upper deck and run off keeping all rain out of the lower porch area.

    I also pay for signature confirmation if its anything expensive anymore.


    Call the place you bought the item from first see what they can do. If they assume responsibility, give them hell. If not, give them hell anyway then call fedEx and give more hell.

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    God damn you, that is exactly what I was going to do.
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    I don't like UPS, they always end up delaying stuff for no reason. Plus the guy is really creepy, we always get the same one and he is a creeper. He will be like "OMG WHAT A CUTE BABY, YES YOU ARE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH" to my dog. My little cousins were over once and they were dressing her up and he almost had a heart attack, he was like "what a special little lady..." and other crap I don't remember. I think he is crushing on my dog .

    /rambling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    I don't like UPS, they always end up delaying stuff for no reason. Plus the guy is really creepy, we always get the same one and he is a creeper. He will be like "OMG WHAT A CUTE BABY, YES YOU ARE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH" to my dog. My little cousins were over once and they were dressing her up and he almost had a heart attack, he was like "what a special little lady..." and other crap I don't remember. I think he is crushing on my dog .

    /rambling
    Or just "MORE QUAR DEN A 3 DOLLAR BILL!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    I don't like UPS, they always end up delaying stuff for no reason. Plus the guy is really creepy, we always get the same one and he is a creeper. He will be like "OMG WHAT A CUTE BABY, YES YOU ARE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH" to my dog. My little cousins were over once and they were dressing her up and he almost had a heart attack, he was like "what a special little lady..." and other crap I don't remember. I think he is crushing on my dog .

    /rambling
    I don't even know what the fuck this post is trying to say


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    I only had 2 hours of sleep and it makes sense to me.

    The UPS guy flirts with my dog .

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    You're a fucking weirdo


    That is all
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    I am not the one flirting with dogs!

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    Who used to think UPS stood for "United Postal Service"?

    I did.

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    Yes you are
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scram Lumpy View Post
    Who used to think UPS stood for "United Postal Service"?

    I did.
    It doesn't?

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    USPS is the United States Postal Service

    UPS is the United Parcel Service

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcowski View Post
    It doesn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    "what a special little lady..."
    LOL!

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    Call the number on the package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Default User View Post
    Call the number on the package.



    But anyways. It was on my door step the next day. Im willing to bet the guy was too lazy to bring it that day and just brought it teh next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous d View Post
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    that was the point.

    Why would even ask who to call, it's pretty oblivious to call Fedex, or just wait a day since a lot of times they scan the package when they pull up to your house and then if your not there, it doesn't put back in the system till the next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Default User View Post
    that was the point.

    Why would even ask who to call, it's pretty oblivious to call Fedex, or just wait a day since a lot of times they scan the package when they pull up to your house and then if your not there, it doesn't put back in the system till the next day.
    There was no signature required, they just leave it if noone is there.

    The guy was just too lazy to even COME to my house. But he had to have it delivered so he just scanned it saying it was delivered.

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