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    Default Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave

    The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

    The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

    Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

    After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.
    Story: http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-...html?fullstory

    If I were him, and my gentiles were not hurt bad enough to require medical attention, I would have just went home, she looks fairly hot.
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    This is why you don't fuck with Russian girls.

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    wow.

    okay, first of all, a yellow belt in karate is nothing, no matter what the style. yellow belts are almost always close to white. it's more probable that she either got lucky or the robber didn't have the will to shoot or had terrible reflexes.

    but, yeah... that's pretty interesting, and almost makes me hope to be robbed by a cute guy that can't handle a gun. fortunately, i can save on the viagra expense.


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    Yellow is more than no fighting training at all.
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    "The 32 year old Viktor couldn't have known that the woman completed a one day self-defense seminar."


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    If only Viktor had Bruce Willis with him to bust out and slice Olga's shit up with a katana.

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    “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

    Sounds like a good deal to me.

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    Note to self: Rob hairdressers and "accidentally" drop my gun.

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    lol why didn't they both just keep it a secret? now they're both going to prison.

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    I, for one, hate it when my gentiles get hurt.

    It makes our people look bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    I, for one, hate it when my gentiles get hurt.

    It makes our people look bad.
    I read the first sentence like 3 times before I realised you actually did mean gentiles and not genitals.

    Then I realised what you meant as a whole and I got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderdome View Post
    lol why didn't they both just keep it a secret? now they're both going to prison.
    irl Prisoner's Dilemma

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    you really like that dilemma

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    I would win a prisoner's dilemma

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    I don't think dilemmas are things that you specifically win

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    There needs to be more Olgas in this world.

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    getting raped by a woman strips away any shred of manliness you once had

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    also getting raped by a man

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    men dont rape people

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    getting raped by a woman strips away any shred of manliness you once had
    i have no doubt he was willing

    at least the first 10 times

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    In Soviet Russia, girls rape you!

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    It has been a while since a thread made me move around and shift my boner so inconspicuously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    I would win a prisoner's dilemma
    And tha's what the other guy would say too.

    Then you both go to jail; one for rape, the other for armed robbery.

    Huh. Now where have I seen this before..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    This is why you don't fuck with Russian girls.
    As evidenced by the article in the opening post, it is not you who fucks with Russian women, but rather Russian women who fuck with you. Botched reversals of the contemporary post-Soviet Ruskie nature make for a good laugh, which is exactly what one needs when ones' genitals have faced a vicious wrath such as this.

    Ha. Ha.
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