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    Default 26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/ar...&in_page_id=64

    Jerly Lyngdoh - who lives with his farmer parents in Meghalaya, northern India - looks like any other tot with his tiny head and delicate 2ft 9ins long body.

    But it's only when he opens his mouth to reveal a full set of adult teeth that the truth about the world's oldest baby is revealed.
    not really news but definitely WTF

    Favorite part:

    ...who is still dressed in baby clothes by his parents...
    I bet he gets a lot of pussy

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    Well... he's got the body of a 2 year old... so I imagine that includes penis. He probably can't get an erection, and if he could it's probably too small to penetrate.

    And, no woman on earth would do him, it would be too creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I bet he gets a lot of pussy
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    Well... he's got the body of a 2 year old... so I imagine that includes penis. He probably can't get an erection, and if he could it's probably too small to penetrate.

    And, no woman on earth would do him, it would be too creepy.
    Yes thanks, that's the joke.

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    err,

    so does he have the mind of a 25 year old?

    also, his parents probably are doing him no favors by putting a baby bonnet on him. i bet they still treat him like a baby too.


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    I bet he still sucks on his momma's titties

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    if she's lactating, i bet he does

    don't women continue to lactate if they get stimulation on their breasts from children sucking on their nipples?


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    Hmm he's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    so does he have the mind of a 25 year old?
    Yea... wtf, I want to know this, why isn't this critical info in the article, even as just one sentence or two?
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    i found da problem

    >Meghalaya, northern India<

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Yea... wtf, I want to know this, why isn't this critical info in the article, even as just one sentence or two?
    Because it's The Metro so it's probably bullshit.

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    googled the guys name cause this is interesting as fuck
    it says he still "depends on his mother completely" and "hasn't grown enough to speak" in another article

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    Oh, then he is essentially a baby then. so, they are doomed to eternal baby-taking care of.
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    holy fuck... so the brain hasn't developed either? jesus christ... he really is a baby...


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    hah, he's taller than the world's shortest man by 2 inches.

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