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    Exclamation A five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull

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    The X-ray that shows a five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull... and he survived
    You just have to check out the x-rays, it a miracle that this kid survived.

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    Must have been the queen
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    That must have really smarted

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    I hope it unlocks some super human powers.

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    One of the muggers dropped a hat and his mobile at the scene
    Lulz. Criminals these days.
    Last edited by ChedWick; 10-01-2008 at 08:36 PM.

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    Seriously? No one continued the pun train?

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    It was a shitty one and it's played out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    It was a shitty one and it's played out.
    But thats the point of puns?

    They're the lowest form of comedy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2.1 View Post
    I hope it unlocks some super human powers.
    If becoming a vegetable is a power, then yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thermal View Post
    If becoming a vegetable is a power, then yes.
    I didn't know that vegetables could enroll in college.

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    This is old
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    That must have really smarted
    I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.
    Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

    Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

    Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.
    I mean it, I am going to knife you through the skull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    I mean it, I am going to knife you through the skull.
    even your killing method is original.

    Fuck.

    Please tell me you've gotten awards for being smart?

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    Fidoll


    Puns are stupid, and that was the only reason Wtf news sucked so much immense cock
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
    Quote Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm View Post
    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
    Quote Originally Posted by DAVIDSDIVAD View Post
    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Fidoll


    Puns are stupid
    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    But thats the point of puns?

    They're the lowest form of comedy.....
    I know...?

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    i think it's more worrying he's alive after that,he must be jesus or something

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    I knew this would be in england

    we're not good at many things, but when it comes to stabbing people in the head, we're the best

    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

    Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.
    of course not

    that's why we're so against them now

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post


    of course not

    that's why we're so against them now
    I wasn't informed

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    that kid has some bad teeth

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    This thread has humorous momentum.

    Particularly Hydro and Think's posts.

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    That kid was almost nog nog noggin on Heaven's door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.
    I'm still waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    That kid was almost nog nog noggin on Heaven's door.
    That's just terrible.


    More bad jokes like that and the kid is probably going to give you a piece of his mind.

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    and I get criticized for the fucking head puns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    I'm still waiting.
    hello and welcome to the internet

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    llFidoll, shut up, you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the draw. The rest of you guys cut out the punning please, its just going to go over his head if he thinks that puns are the lowest form of comedy.
    I am going to take a stab in the dark and say this wont go down well with Think.............but I don't mind.

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    Ohh! Another addition to Ripley's!

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    Fidol the take home message here is that when I make a pun, people follow.

    Some people are just thick skulled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Fidol the take home message here is that when I make a pun, people follow.

    Some people are just thick skulled.
    Just to drive this point home, I think I will continue to make cutting remarks.

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    There was one thread on LWS where the puns where actualy partially funny, it was the thread that made BOTB. Otherwise it's just boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofness View Post
    I am going to take a stab in the dark and say this wont go down well with Think.............but I don't mind.
    Well, yours are a cut above the rest, despite their head start. Besides, you're so keen about your puns I'd be a tool to get sore about it.

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    get sword about it

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    played


    sure wit

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