Man shot in head with nail gun 30 times

[Killuminati]

Police in Australia have released a shocking x-ray that shows a man's skull riddled with up to 30 large nails.

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[Shinysides]

Whoa did he die?

[Sheepz]

Whoa did he die?

Read the article. There's no way he could've survived that many nails in his brain :/

[Shinysides]

Read the article. There's no way he could've survived that many nails in his brain :/

/sarcasm

Holy shit KT. You are a dumb bitch. You and sheepz need to work on your sarcasm radars, they seem to be malfunctioning.

[KT.]

you didn't get the memo? sarcasm doesn't work well over the internet

[Shinysides]

you didn't get the memo? sarcasm doesn't work well over the internet

No, I have the memo right here.

*Holds up memo*

[Sheepz]

/sarcasm

Holy shit KT. You are a dumb bitch. You and sheepz need to work on your sarcasm radars, they seem to be malfunctioning.

No you just suck at sarcasm.

[MalReynolds]

I actually survived having the back of my head pierced with a knife, but that's only because I have part of a metal plate back there due to a skull fracture as a child. I'm really, really fucking lucky.

[Syme]

People often survive being shot/stabbed/whatever in the head. Not this guy though

[MalReynolds]

The x-ray made that pretty evident. There's not a whole area left for functioning brain.

Plus, they really got the 'math' zone of the brain, so it's not like he would be a functioning Asian anyway.

[UnreasonablyReasonable]

/sarcasm

Holy shit KT. You are a dumb bitch. You and sheepz need to work on your sarcasm radars, they seem to be malfunctioning.

Well since this is WTF News it is supposed to make you say wtf. A man getting shot in the head with 30 nails is only a tiny bit wtf-worthy, but getting shot in the head with 30 nails AND surviving is certainly wtf-worthy. Therefore not knowing if it was sarcasm or not seems reasonable considering the subforum.

[Killuminati]

Well since this is WTF News it is supposed to make you say wtf. A man getting shot in the head with 30 nails is only a tiny bit wtf-worthy

Really? That's only a tiny bit worthy?

[StonedOne]

Really? That's only a tiny bit worthy?

Especially considering this isn't the first time someone's been shot in the head with nails--and died.

If he had lived, it would have been an amazing wtf.

This is just a "wow, 30 times? Somebody was angry."

It's the same as somoene shooting him in the head 30 times. You don't count that as wtf news.

[Killuminati]

I guess my definition of wtf is different. Reading that someone put 30 fucking nails in this guys head makes me say wtf. Regardless of whether or not someone got shot in the head with nails before, this is still fucking brutal.