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    Smile Swine Flu Pandemic Has Begun - GET YOUR FREE MASK HERE

    Swine Flu Pandemic Has Begun


    Thats right, its officially a pandemic now. let me help you help yourself by telling you how to get a free mask to help protect you from the swine flu!.
    1. Click the link below
    2. Fill out the form
    3. Click "Submit"
    4. Wait 3-5 weeks
    5. Receive mask in mail
    6. Wear your new mask in public!


    Its that easy.

    CLICK HERE FOR THE FREE MASK



    Dont you want to look like this guy?!?!

    Enjoy!

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    So wait 3 -5 weeks to get free mask to protect from something supposedly happening NOW. I really doubt that piece of paper is going to be effective for anything other than keeping the wearer from coughing and sneezing on others.

    Thanks for the freebie anyhoo.
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    Haha it'll still be nice to have that mask. Now I can wear it places and when people ask what it's for I'll be like HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM and run off.
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    Exactly. I think we all should wear these masks. Be sure to decorate!

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    I just heard that a university employee had H1N1 on my campus, so this is timely!

    Now just to stay safe for the next month or so before this free 25 cent mask gets here!


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    I hope this is international because I ordered one for myself and my girlfriend.
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    Or you could buy a whole pack of them for a couple quid at your nearest apothecary (that's what you British blokes call your pharmacies, right? Like they still only sell medival herbal remedies for ailments...)


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