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    Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.


    The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

    There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_131581.html


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    Oh God.

    I can't wait.

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    Thats pretty awesome. You have to give it to the porn guys, they are a creative bunch.

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    I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.

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    Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.


    Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.


    Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.
    The point is that this is a true story, and this was the most in-depth article I could find.

    In conclusion: nou


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.


    Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.
    I don't think you've ever said a bad thing about McCain

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    God I love this country!

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    Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.

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    Lisa Ann is hot, doesn't really look like Palin though. I guess once she has glasses on every guy's imagination will do the rest of the work.

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    I WILL DOWNLOAD THIS

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    I just seen some of her porno stuff. She is hot, very, but yes, no Palin lookalike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.
    Every tape of I see of UK politics someone always throws a shoe...

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    Does she do anal?

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    oh gawd i want to be in it

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    Does she do anal?
    She gets nervous when the big black cock is coming so fast up her rear
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    Quote Originally Posted by pandar View Post
    She gets nervous when the big black cock is coming so fast up her rear
    Actually, it's biracial-- half Kenyan, half Caucasian American.


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    she gets nervous as pootin rears his head and comes into the air

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    pootin hehe

    where do you think he'd go

    that's right the state of which i am an executive alaska!

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    They should call it Poundin Palin

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.
    In all fairness, over here all we've had are chicks like Thatcher and now Margaret Beckett, Harriet Harman, Tessa Jowell, Hazel Blears et al who you wouldn't touch with a 12-ft new-labour poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    In all fairness, over here all we've had are chicks like Thatcher and now Margaret Beckett, Harriet Harman, Tessa Jowell, Hazel Blears et al who you wouldn't touch with a 12-ft new-labour poll.
    ...and before Palin, we had such gorgeous MILFs as Madeline Albrite, Janet Reno, and Hillary Clinton...

    So this is new for us too...

    I would mention Condi Rice, 'cept she's gay of course. Well, we could use her for lesbo porn I guess, but she's mannish imo (then again so are at least 2 out of the 3 women I mentioned above...)


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    ...and before Palin, we had such gorgeous MILFs as Madeline Albrite, Janet Reno, and Hillary Clinton...

    So this is new for us too...

    I would mention Condi Rice, 'cept she's gay of course. Well, we could use her for lesbo porn I guess, but she's mannish imo (then again so are at least 2 out of the 3 women I mentioned above...)
    Who would whip who's dick out in a cock fight between Janet and Condi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Who would whip who's dick out in a cock fight between Janet and Condi?
    It would end in mutual clitoral stimulation imo.


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    Hm, she does actually make a semi-convincing Palin: http://hustler.com/Hustler_Warning_P...?cs=0&w=420901

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    This should tide you over until the movie comes out: (NWS)
    http://www.submityourflicks.com/vide...alin-porn.html
    (It's not the Hustler movie or even trying to parody Palin, it does look like her though!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.
    I totally agree with ya.

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    (NWS) I think these are stills from the set of this porn shoot
    http://imagefap.com/gallery/1353161

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    There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
    I could really do without a Hillary look-alike in a porno, but the rest of it sounds pretty sweet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I could really do without a Hillary look-alike in a porno, but the rest of it sounds pretty sweet.
    Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.

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    The Lisa Ann scene (the main one) from Nailin' Paylin is now out on your friendly neighborhood bittorrent site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.
    60 you mean...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.
    wow.

    talk about desperate.

    or at least... not picky...


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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.
    I second this.

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    I saw the main Lisa Ann scene and I gotta say it was pretty entertaining. I give her a 5/10 as a lookalike, if only she had gotten the accent down.

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