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    Default How do you shave your balls?

    Hey guys, this was the first time I did it because I'm only 16.

    It was a freaking jungle down there, make fun of me if you like but I had to do it. I first got scissors and clipped like crazy for about 20 minutes until it was good enough to shave. I then got shaving cream and then a razor and went away, but it felt like I was forcing it. I then washed and put some lotion on, but I'm still having some discomfort.

    I heard everyone should shave once to get the feeling of it and then just trim with scissors, so what are better ways to do this because my first time was not great at all.

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    Just don't.

    Trim it if need be but unless you're in porn or are an olympic swimmer then you don't ever need to shave.

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    Electric razor

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    Trim with a beard trimmer, shaving is not worth it

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    Don't shave the balls at all. Shave above and around, sure, to be considerate, but the balls are too hard to shave and don't really get all that hairy usually.

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    Oh I mostly shaved above, but it was so out of hand I just had to.

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    I don't, but any time that I did I trimmed with scissors, then finished out with a razor. It's really more trouble to maintain than it's worth imo.
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    I rarely shave ye ol' nuts, but when I do I stretch the sack out like laffy taffy and use shaving cream and a razor.

    Now I just use my hair shears cause, well they do an excellent job
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    If you can't shave your nuts with a razor then you fail. Trim with the scissors shave with the razor.

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    I only ever clean shaved once, using a razor in the shower. Worked well but shaving balls, as mentioned above is not necessary or worthwhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    I only ever clean shaved once, using a razor in the shower. Worked well but shaving balls, as mentioned above is not necessary or worthwhile.
    In the shower is the way to go while using a razor. Balls depend on the girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    I only ever clean shaved once, using a razor in the shower. Worked well but shaving balls, as mentioned above is not necessary or worthwhile.
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    I will repeat,film and upload if you so desire.
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    I'm sure I could make it to a live performance without too much hassle
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post


    I use this. It costs less than $10, no itching, and it can't cut your skin, which is a plus for all those who love to shave under the influence.
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    Well I just use a beard trimmer for my bush on a fairly low setting to get it nice and short. I just shave my shaft and balls with a razor. They key is lots of water. Either stretch your ballsack out or squeeze it above the balls to make the skin to flat. Shaving shouldnt be done on your pubes unless you get it down to a thin level with a trimmer, they arent made to take that much hair off at once.

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    Very carefully; whatever you do, don't use hair clippers unless you like the sight of blood and the feel of paper cuts. Or so I'm told.

    My favorites ways to get rid of unwanted scrotum hair are hot wax or plucking compliments of a female. Usually while tied up...

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    Use dudeman's device. The only way is using electric trimmer, but his suggested trimmer is probably the best. Doing it any other way is a pain in the neck (and in the sac).


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    Hair clippers. My roomates hair clippers(jk).

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    Well there we have it, from the mouth of an internette.
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    If your girl wants your balls shaved, let her do it.

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    hey cool necro this is a good necro

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    Agreed

    And the beard trimmer is the way to go for on the move.

    But I don't shave till she complains or gets a hair stuck in her mouth; provided I want to keep using with her.

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    Use her ladyshaver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nuKKaH View Post
    If your girl wants your balls shaved, let her do it.
    "go ahead, if you want them shaved, you can do it yourself."

    yeah this is a fantastic idea

    let a person who isn't you get all up close and personal with the most delicate and sensitive part of your body and some sharp, possibly electrical cutting apparatus

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    sensitive sam

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    "go ahead, if you want them shaved, you can do it yourself."

    yeah this is a fantastic idea

    let a person who isn't you get all up close and personal with the most delicate and sensitive part of your body and some sharp, possibly electrical cutting apparatus
    especially one that goes through monthly mood swings during which she may hate the world (including you and your balls)
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