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    Smile Free sample of Suck-Up Granular Absorbant Material (shamwow aint got shit on this)

    Free sample of Suck-Up Granular Absorbant Material

    We would like to send you a Free Sample of our Product. We want you to compare our product to what you are using now! We are confident that once you see how our product performs compared to what you are using now that you will make the switch. To request your free sample just fill out the form below.


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    HOLY SHIT I PUT ONE OF THESE CLOTHS THIS KITTY LITTER ON MY GRANDMOTHER AND IT SUCKED OUT HER SOUL!

    GREAT PRODUCT! WILL BUY AGAIN!
    Last edited by KT.; 08-08-2009 at 11:43 AM.

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    HOLY SHIT I MADE A JOKE THAT PEOPLE WILL SURELY THINK IS REALLY FUNNY

    WASNT FUNNY

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    HOLY SHIT I PUT ONE OF THESE CLOTHS ON MY GRANDMOTHER AND IT SUCKED OUT HER SOUL!

    GREAT PRODUCT! WILL BUY AGAIN!
    lol.

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    If someone would read, they would see that its not even a cloth.

    Its like kitty litter.
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    fix'd

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    I have bags of this shit lying around- its what they use to make fake snow in movies, and its also the absorbent shit in diapers. Soaks up 100x its volume in water and turns into a gel. Mix salt into it though, and it stops absorbing at all

    edit: sodium polyacrylate
    Last edited by thermal; 08-14-2009 at 08:39 PM.

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