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    Currently advertising at the following sites. Register and post at the following sites to show your support!




    Currently paying For-Profit advertisements on SomethingAwful. Paying for a new ad every two weeks. Follow the guidelines and your entry may be submitted. For examples, take a look at KT_'s and Atmosfear's submissions.

    The banner title is a brief (20 chars max) summary of your ad.
    This banner ad can be used for commercial advertising. A non-profit ad is also available!
    ADVERTISEMENTS FOR PORN SITES ARE NOT ALLOWED. IF YOU ARE UNSURE IF YOUR SITE IS CONSIDERED PORN, ASK AN ADMIN BEFORE PURCHASING.
    Banner ads are required to be exactly 468x60 and a max of 30KB.
    Your ad will run for 30 days.
    All ads are subject to review and approval. Images and text in the ad must be "workplace safe".


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    Just make on for CD so we can have two or three times the members that suck.
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    make one for lws

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    make one for lws
    how about zoints
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Just make on for CD so we can have two or three times the members that suck.
    What are you talking about? I'm paying for an ad for CD to be posted on Something Awful. I'm just waiting for people to start posting banners.
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    That's pretty awesome of you, Neil. Unfortunately I'm not at home or I'd try to drum something up.


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    this place is too niched for newfags

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    pity banner

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    o hey lets try to get on weekend web again that did wonders the last time

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    haha yeah it kinda did

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    Where the fuck do you get your money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Where the fuck do you get your money?
    From us

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Where the fuck do you get your money?
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    From us
    Shameless plug here...

    Free quarters, free food, sea pay (I think I read MPR is currently on sea duty). Also, allowances, decent travel pay, and discounts nearly everywhere. Not to mention unmarried and debt-free (I am assuming more than stating). I've rarely met someone who fits the above criteria who doesn't either save or throw away 3/4 or more of their pay. As for me, I can only dream, the family spends all my pay. But don't feel bad, we pay taxes too. So, in effect, we pay each other.

    But, off my soapbox. I'll be doing all the recruiting I can handle in real life, so I'll refrain from preaching to the sheltered regulars here.

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    So am I winning?

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    Would FNS be considered porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post


    pity banner
    Glorious win.

    Quote Originally Posted by fm2176 View Post
    Shameless plug here...

    Free quarters, free food, sea pay (I think I read MPR is currently on sea duty). Also, allowances, decent travel pay, and discounts nearly everywhere. Not to mention unmarried and debt-free (I am assuming more than stating). I've rarely met someone who fits the above criteria who doesn't either save or throw away 3/4 or more of their pay. As for me, I can only dream, the family spends all my pay. But don't feel bad, we pay taxes too. So, in effect, we pay each other.

    But, off my soapbox. I'll be doing all the recruiting I can handle in real life, so I'll refrain from preaching to the sheltered regulars here.
    That sums it up.
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    This isn't porn... is it?


    PANDAS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    Glorious win.
    lol, so did I actually win by default?

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    Hey look an fmnumbers post involving the military

    BIG FUCKING SURPRISE

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    P.S. There's no way this can go poorly when you put Atmosfear in charge:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Hey look an fmnumbers post involving the military

    BIG FUCKING SURPRISE
    LOL I NO RITE

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    Man with only 2 submissions I'm sure to win!

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    KT's is better because it implies child porn and epilepsy.

    What more could you want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Man with only 2 submissions I'm sure to win!
    3 tbh :/

    But yes, KT's wins.


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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    KT's is better because it implies child porn and epilepsy.

    What more could you want?
    Should I add a pot leaf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Should I add a pot leaf?
    more like a plate of Hot Pockets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    P.S. There's no way this can go poorly when you put Atmosfear in charge:

    I can do this one next pay check.

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    lol, so did I actually win by default?
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    so uh, what part of the site do I see this banner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    so uh, what part of the site do I see this banner?
    At the bottom of the forum.
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    All of those are 728x90. Maybe I'm just a retard but I can't find similar sized ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    All of those are 728x90. Maybe I'm just a retard but I can't find similar sized ads.
    You might be looking at the advertisements on the front page.
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    awesome. thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    awesome. thanks.
    Thank you for contributing. Super cool you could drum up something like that.
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    cool cant wait to see it when will i

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    VICTORY!

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    Can I submit a second banner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Can I submit a second banner?
    Yes.
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    Going to repost KT's unless someone else posts a new one.
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