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    Who saw it and what did you think? I thought it was hilarious. I might go see it again later.
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    I don't think I've laughed that hard at a movie in a long, LOOONG time. I think its the best movie I've seen this year.
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    It was fucking awesome. Woody Harrelson was the man in that movie.



    They did a great job combing comedy into a zombie flick. Not as good as Shaun of the Dead IMO, but good nevertheless. I'll probably see it again.

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    I'm going next week for my birthday. Should be a blast, as you guys are easily reinforcing the awesomeness oozing from this movie.
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    Much better than I expected, I have to watch Shaun of the Dead again to compare the two.

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    Why compare the two?

    One is about surviving the beginning of a zombie outbreak.

    One is about the aftermath.

    The objectives of the movies are entirely different. It's like comparing Platoon with Gettysburg. Both are war movies, but comparing them is foolish as they're going for different things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Why compare the two?
    A zombie with comedy. Which one is funnier in that regard. I see no reason why that kind of comparison cannot be made.

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    I mean, in that regard, I should hold Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill to the same standard, because they're both based off a video game - despite one of the movies being shit and the other being art. Platoon was good, but Gettysburg had better speeches. They're both war movies. Night of the Living Dead wasn't as good as Shaun of the Dead, but Night sure was scarier.

    I think, on the surface, a base comparison can be made, but any deeper analysis would be doing a disservice to both movies.

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    I went see it again yesterday. We brought my friends younger brother, he thought it was great too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I mean, in that regard, I should hold Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill to the same standard, because they're both based off a video game - despite one of the movies being shit and the other being art. Platoon was good, but Gettysburg had better speeches. They're both war movies. Night of the Living Dead wasn't as good as Shaun of the Dead, but Night sure was scarier.

    I think, on the surface, a base comparison can be made, but any deeper analysis would be doing a disservice to both movies.
    I've still never seen Mortal Kombat. I didn't know it was 'art', though.

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    The story of Silent Hill wasn't very good, and hard to follow at times, but everything I was watching was beautiful. It was one of the prettiest movies I've ever seen, including Tarim's "The Fall". If Silent Hill had any kind of story or strong acting to back it, it would have been fantastic. Instead, I merely view it as a series of increasingly disturbing and beautiful pictures.

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    hey mortal kombat is an amazing movie, setting a standard that all video game movies must aspire to

    or was that street fighter

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    I'm gooong to keek that sonofabitches Bison's ass sooo herd that ovary Bison wannabe is gonna feel eet.

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    Guyse Kylie Minogue is a really underrated actress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I'm gooong to keek that sonofabitches Bison's ass sooo herd that ovary Bison wannabe is gonna feel eet.
    raul julia's over-the-top insanity was the real jewel in that crown

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    YOU CAME EXPECTING TO FIND A MAN, BUT INSTEAD... YOU FOUND... A... GAWWWWWDDDDDDD

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    Guess what mal you can compare two movies that both try to be funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Guess what mal you can compare two movies that both try to be funny
    And are about zombies.
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    You can compare anything. I can compare an apple and an orange as fruit, but if I'm judging one on citrus then the orange is going to win out.

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    "This is my favorite zombie outbreak movie!"
    "No, Timmy, you gargantuan faggot monster, this is a zombie aftermath movie. They're entirely different genres and I'm ashamed of you get out of my house."

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    Mock me if you will.

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    That's a stand alone message.

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    yeah mal you really made a pretty crap point in this thread that nobody REALLY disagrees with

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Mock me if you will.
    I just wanted to call timmy a gargantuan faggot monster

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    In conclusion, Mal is wrong

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    That's typically how it is anyway.

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    lol yeah, that whole bit with him is hilarious

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    Yea I loved when they were acting out that scene from the other movie. lol
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    emma stone is hawt.

    also pretty good movie

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    Not as laugh out loud funny as I thought it would be but I really enjoyed it especially the opening montage.
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    I laughed constantly for the first half, but the last kind of dragged on until the climax

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I laughed constantly for the first half, but the last kind of dragged on until the climax
    I knew there was SOMEONE who laughed at that little girl's misfortune of being bitten in the store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Why compare the two?

    One is about surviving the beginning of a zombie outbreak.

    One is about the aftermath.

    The objectives of the movies are entirely different. It's like comparing Platoon with Gettysburg. Both are war movies, but comparing them is foolish as they're going for different things.
    This is an excellent point, and fuck anyone who disagrees

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    I mean, in that regard, I should hold Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill to the same standard, because they're both based off a video game - despite one of the movies being shit and the other being art. Platoon was good, but Gettysburg had better speeches. They're both war movies. Night of the Living Dead wasn't as good as Shaun of the Dead, but Night sure was scarier.

    I think, on the surface, a base comparison can be made, but any deeper analysis would be doing a disservice to both movies.
    Lol Neither one of those movies were very good

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    Guess what mal you can compare two movies that both try to be funny
    You can, but his point still remains the same. It's almost apples and oranges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    You can compare anything. I can compare an apple and an orange as fruit, but if I'm judging one on citrus then the orange is going to win out.
    Yes, but thats YOUR criteria. I can compare an apple and an orange but if im judging on how green one is then the apple is going to win, then I can turn around to you and say the exact same thing you did in your earlier post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach 5 View Post
    Yes, but thats YOUR criteria. I can compare an apple and an orange but if im judging on how green one is then the apple is going to win, then I can turn around to you and say the exact same thing you did in your earlier post.
    you clearly do not understand what is happening in this thread, so you should probably just back away quietly before anyone realises you're here

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    I just saw this movie recently and I really liked it, definitely looking forward to more of them.

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