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    Default Swollen Testicles?

    I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and near the end of it I slipped out and my penis was sorta crushed into her solid leg. Well it hurt like hell and I immediately went limp. I went into the washroom and it felt like I had three balls or like my penis had been driven into my sack.

    Anyways, today the right side looks and feels swollen and hurts(not unbearably, but when I sit down or touch a certain spot it hurts). Has this ever happened to anyone before? Should I wait another day or so and see what happens or should I get checked out by a doctor?

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    I have never experienced this but I have been punched in the dick and if it isn't feeling better tomorrow or the day after, go to the doctor. Otherwise as long as it's working (basically, you can pee without blood) I wouldn't worry.

    FYI though you have a pretty brittle dick

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    youll be fine unless you literally do have a dick made out of papier-mâché

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    you have to go to the hospital for that
    if damage causes immediate limpness
    the spongy tissues have been torn if this happens
    i like to deny my health problems but i wouldnt mess around with my wang
    google for cracked or broken penis
    i think that's what this is

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    well if i had to choose a type
    of markup to use
    it would be

    underline

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    You did not break your dick- I promise. It may take a few days but you and he will be fine. If it hurts when you touch it.. DON'T TOUCH IT!!!

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    that sucks. i have a good friend with ed, well hes not a friend. but still good luck

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    Also, if you wipe your ass and there's a lot of blood on the tissue, shit in the dark for a month and hope it goes away.

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    I just read through this thread for lols and I must say by the end I am kind of queasy.

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    lol great thread rated 5 would read again

    I just realized that you can't rate threads in here, still, would've given five stars all the way!

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