View Poll Results: Do you wash thy hands after masturbate?

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    Default Do you wash your hands after you jerk off?

    It depends if I get any semen on my face.

    I guess this can apply to the three girls on cd.

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    And this is anonymous, I'm actually doing this for my polisci class.

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    I even wash my hands after I used the potty..

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    Yes unless I go to bed right after.

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    My hands are the cleanest part of my body.

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    I don't even wash my hands after I used the potty..



    ps: Kal El what are you 3?

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    I wouldn't call myself a neat freak, but when it comes to my hands, they MUST be clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Yes unless I go to bed right after.
    Pretty much same here.

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    Does licking them clean count as "washing"?


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    Now that I've thought about this question, I must ask something. When you say "after you jerk off," is this assuming after you get fluids on your hand?

    I make it a priority to not touch my semen when I masturbate. Shit's gross man.

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    Well, I would imagine that if anyone got semen on them they would wash it off.

    Let's say you nutted in a sock or some girl's face or something.

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    Actually, I eat tapioca pudding afterward, with my fingers. Washing hands is for sissies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Well, I would imagine that if anyone got semen on them they would wash it off.
    I know of several slobs that wouldn't clean it off if it landed on their shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fm2176 View Post
    Actually, I eat tapioca pudding afterward, with my fingers. Washing hands is for sissies.
    Are you sure it's tapioca?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    I know of several slobs that wouldn't clean it off if it landed on their shirt.
    My ex-boyfriend was fucking gross. Sometimes he wouldn't even wipe the jizz off his dick.

    I don't usually wash my hands because it's not like it's a messy ordeal. However I do wash my hands after blowjobs and sex.

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    yes

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    Fuck no, washing is for pussies. Hell, bathing in general is for pussies. Real men go 6 months without cleaning themselves, they then trek 6 miles into the forest to find a 75 food waterfall to bathe under.

    Then they fight a bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfyre View Post
    Fuck no, washing is for pussies. Hell, bathing in general is for pussies. Real men go 6 months without cleaning themselves, they then trek 6 miles into the forest to find a 75 food waterfall to bathe under.

    Then they fight a bear.
    -and then they don't get laid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    -and then they don't get laid!
    Moose put out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Moose put out.
    Mhm.. and how would you know?

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    I'm a moose rapist.

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    I do. My hands are pretty clean and I like to keep 'em that way.

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    No, I go to a local grocery store and touch all the fruit and veggies.

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    The penis and (should be) vagina are the cleanest parts of the body since they're normally not exposed; but the act of wanking makes the user feel dirty, so he/she feels the need to wash their hands.

    This is if you didn't get any juices on it.

    That's my thesis sort of, but not so terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    My ex-boyfriend was fucking gross. Sometimes he wouldn't even wipe the jizz off his dick.
    The fact that he probably smelled like spunk 24/7 should have been an indication that this man was not dating material.

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    yeah in hindsight I was pretty retarded about the relationship with him

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    Oh, and I don't wash my hands unless I get them sticky, pick up dog shit, take a shit or get something equally disgusting on them; and I have an awesome immune system. Really all my friends love my immune system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Really all my friends love my immune system.
    Why? Are you the town bicycle or something?

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    I wash my hands with my sperm.

    Then I dry them on dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Why? Are you the town bicycle or something?
    No it was just a bad joke

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    No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen
    It did not come as a shock to any of us.

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    how is this a polisci topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    how is this a polisci topic
    Two words: Scooter Libby

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen
    wah no ones paying attention to me

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    From that comment i declare sycld to be a 12 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    wah no ones paying attention to me
    I norite

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    From that comment i declare sycld to be a 12 year old.
    For the purposes of the Internet, my maturity level is variable and sometimes dips down to neopubescent levels.


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    Look! It's my dick and my soap. I can wash it just as fast as I want to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Look! It's my dick and my soap. I can wash it just as fast as I want to.
    but if you wash it too much you'll make baby jesus cry :'(


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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    The penis and (should be) vagina are the cleanest parts of the body since they're normally not exposed; but the act of wanking makes the user feel dirty, so he/she feels the need to wash their hands.

    This is if you didn't get any juices on it.

    That's my thesis sort of, but not so terrible.
    Go stuff your face in someone's crotch before they shower and take a whiff. Tell me again it is the cleanest part.


    Plus I mean, your asshole is right there.

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