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    Default You can all suck my cock

    Because I'm officially legal now. You don't have to worry about going to prison over my delicious skin anymore.

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    I still wouldn't

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    Wait.. You're not a girl?

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    Awesome; I'd hit it.

    So would Oats.


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    I'm lost for words.

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    Well in some states you were already legal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    It's 16 over here.

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    Country Male-Female Sex Male-Male Sex Female-Female Sex

    Afghanistan 18/Married Illegal Illegal
    Albania 14 14 14
    Algeria 16 Illegal Illegal
    American Samoa 15? 15? 15?
    Andorra 16 16 16
    Angola 12/15 Illegal Illegal
    Antigua and Barbuda 16 16 16
    Argentina 13/16 13/16 13/16
    Armenia 16 16 16
    Aruba 16 16 16
    Australia ACT 16 16 16
    Australia NSW & Norfolk Is. 16 16 16
    Australia NT 16 16 16
    Australia Queensland1 16/18 18 16
    Australia SA 17 17 17
    Australia Tasmania 17 17 17
    Australia Victoria 16 16 16
    Australia WA 16 16 16
    Austria2 14/16 14/16 14/16
    Azerbaijan 16 16 16
    Bahamas 16 18 18
    Bahrain 16/Married
    Illegal Illegal
    Bangladesh ? Illegal Illegal
    Barbados 16 Illegal Illegal
    Belarus 16/18 16 16
    Belgium 16 16 16
    Belize 16 ? ?
    Bermuda 16 18 16
    Benin ? Illegal Illegal
    Bhutan 18 Illegal ?
    Bolivia 14f/16m ? ?
    Bosnia 16 16 16
    Botswana 16f/14m Illegal ?
    Brazil3 14/18 14/18 14/18
    Brunei 14/16 Illegal Illegal
    Bulgaria 14 14 14
    Burkina Faso 13 13 13
    Burma/Myanmar ? Illegal ?
    Burundi 18 Illegal ?
    Cambodia (Kampuchea) 16 ? ?
    Cambodia 16 ? ?
    Cameroon Must be married
    Illegal ?
    Canada4 16/18 18 16
    Cape Verde ? ? ?
    Cayman Islands ? ? ?
    Central African Republic ? ? ?
    Chad ? 21 21
    Chechenya ? ? ?
    Chile 14 18 18
    China 14 14 14
    China - Hong Kong 16 16 16
    China - Macao 16/17 ? ?
    Chinese Taipei (Taiwan)
    16 16 16
    Colombia 14 14 14
    Cook Islands 16 Illegal 16
    Costa Rica 15 15 15
    Cote D'Ivoire 15 15? 15?
    Croatia 14 14 14
    Cuba 16 16 16
    Cyprus 13/17 17 (Illegal in north) 17
    Czech Republic 15 15 15
    Democratic Republic of the Congo ? Illegal ?
    Denmark 15 15 15
    Dominica 16 ? ?
    Dominican Republic 18 18 18
    Dutch Antilles 16 16 16
    Ecuador 14 14 14
    Egypt 18 Illegal 18
    El Salvador 18 ? ?
    Equatorial Guinea ? ? ?
    Eritrea 18 Illegal Illegal
    Estonia 14 14 14
    Ethiopia 15 Illegal Illegal
    Falkland Islands (Malvinas) 16 16 16
    Faroe Islands 15 15 15
    Fiji 16 16 (unofficial) 16
    Finland5 16 16 16
    Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia 16 16 16
    France 15 15 15
    French Guiana 15 15 15
    French Polynesia (Tahiti) 16 16 16
    Gabon 18 18 18
    Gambia 16 Illegal ?
    Georgia (country) 16 16 16
    Germany6 14/16 14/16 14/16
    Ghana 16 Illegal Illegal
    Greece 15 15/17 15
    Greenland ? ? ?
    Grenada 17 Illegal 17
    Guam 16 16 16
    Guadelope 15 15 15
    Guatemala 18 18 18
    Guinea 15 Illegal Illegal
    Guyana 16 Illegal 16
    Haiti 18 18 18
    Honduras 14/17 14 14
    Hungary 14 14 14
    Iceland 15 15 15
    India7 14/16 Illegal Illegal
    Indonesia 16f/19m 18 18
    Iran Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Iraq 18 ? ?
    Ireland 17 17 17
    Israel 14-16 14-16 14-16
    Italy 14 14 14
    Jamaica 16 Illegal 16
    Japan8 13-18 13-18 13-18
    Jordan 16 16 16
    Kazakhstan 18 ? ?
    Kenya 18 Illegal 18
    Kuwait Must be married? Illegal Illegal
    Kyrgyzstan ? ? ?
    Laos 15 ? ?
    Latvia 14/16 14/16 14/16
    Lebanon 15/18/Married Illegal Illegal
    Lesotho ? ? ?
    Liberia 16 Illegal Illegal
    Liechtenstein 14 14 14
    Lithuania 14 14 14
    Luxembourg 16 16 16
    Madagascar 21? 21 21
    Mali 16 ? ?
    Malta 18 18 18
    Malaysia 16/Married Illegal 16
    Marshall Islands 16 16 16
    Martinique 15 15 15
    Mauritius 15 Illegal Illegal
    Mexico9 12-18 12-18 12-18
    Moldova 14 14 14
    Monaco 15 15 15
    Mongolia 16 ? ?
    Montenegro 14 14 14
    Morocco 15 Illegal Illegal
    Mozambique ? Illegal ?
    Namibia 16 Illegal 16
    Nepal 16 ? ?
    Netherlands 16 16 16
    Netherlands Antilles 16 16 16
    New Caledonia 16 16 16
    New Zealand 16 16 16
    Nicaragua ? ? ?
    Niger ? 21 21
    Nigeria 13 Illegal Illegal
    North Korea Undefined Undefined Undefined
    Norway5 16 16 16
    Oman Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Pakistan Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Panama 18 Illegal (not enforced)
    ?
    Papua New Guinea10 16f/14m/Illegal Illegal 16
    Paraquay11 14/16 16 16
    Peru 14 14 14
    Philippines12 12/18 12/18 12/18
    Poland 15 15 15
    Portugal13 14/16 14/16 14/16
    Puerto Rico 14 14 14
    Qatar Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Reunion 16 16 16
    Romania 15 15 15
    Russia 16 16 16
    Rwanda 18 18 18
    San Marino 14/16 14/16 14/16
    Saudi Arabia Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Senegal ? Illegal Illegal
    Serbia 14 14 14
    Singapore 16 Illegal 16
    Slovakia 15 15 15
    Slovenia 15 15 15
    Somalia ? Illegal Illegal
    South Africa 16 16 16
    South Korea 13 13 13
    Spain 13 13 13
    Sri Lanka 16 Illegal 16
    St. Kitts and Nevis 14/16 ? ?
    St. Martin ? ? ?
    Sudan Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Suriname 16 18 18
    Sweden 15 15 15
    Swaziland 18 Illegal Illegal
    Switzerland 16 16 16
    Syria 13/15 Illegal Illegal
    Tajikistan 17 ? 17
    Tanzania 18 Illegal Illegal
    Thailand14 15/18 15/18 15/18
    Togo 14 Illegal Illegal
    Tonga15 16/Illegal Illegal 16
    Trinidad & Tobago 16 Illegal Illegal
    Tunisia 20 Illegal Illegal
    Turkey 18 18 18
    Turkmenistan 16 Illegal 16
    Tuvalu ? Illegal ?
    Uganda 18 Illegal 18
    Ukraine 16 16 16
    United Arab Emirates 18/Married Illegal Illegal
    Uzbekistan 16 Illegal 16
    Uruguay 15 15 15
    Vanuatu 15 18 18
    Venezuela 16 16 16
    Vietnam 18 18 18
    Western Samoa 16 Illegal Illegal
    Yemen Must be married Illegal Illegal
    Zambia ? Illegal ?
    Zimbabwe 12/16 Illegal 12/16
    United Kingdom England, Scotland, Wales Jersey, Isle of Man 16 16 16
    United Kingdom Northern Ireland 17 17 17
    United Kingdom Guernsey and Gibraltar 16 18 16
    USA Alabama 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Alaska 16 16 16
    USA Arizona 18 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Arkansas16 14/16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA California 18 18 18
    USA Colorado16 15/17 15/17 15/17
    USA Connecticut 16 16 16
    USA D.C. 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Delaware16 16/18 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Florida16 16/18 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Georgia 16 16 16
    USA Hawaii 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Idaho16 16/18 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Illinois 17 17 17
    USA Indiana16 14/16 14/16 14/16
    USA Iowa16 14/16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Kansas 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Kentucky 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Louisiana16 17 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Maine 16 16 16
    USA Maryland 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Massachusetts 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Michigan 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Minnesota 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Mississippi 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Missouri16 14/17 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Montana 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Nebraska 17 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Nevada 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA New Hampshire 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA New Jersey 16 16 16
    USA New Mexico 17 17 17
    USA New York16 15/17 15/17 15/17
    USA North Carolina16 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA North Dakota 18 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Ohio 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Oklahoma 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Oregon 18 18 18
    USA Pennsylvania 16 16 16
    USA Rhode Island 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA South Carolina16 14/16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA South Dakota 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Tennessee 18 Law Invalidated Law Invalidated
    USA Texas16 17 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Utah16 16/18 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Vermont 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Virginia 18 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Washington16 16/18 16/18 16/18
    USA West Virginia 16 Law invalidated Law invalidated
    USA Wisconsin 18 18 18
    USA Wyoming 16 Law repealed Law repealed
    USA Traveling citizens17 12/16 12/16 12/16
    USA Military personnel18 16 Illegal Illegal
    Average age* 16 16 16
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Time to visit Korea.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    lol i like how in some countries male/male sex is illegal, but female/female is perfectly fine.

    ALRIGHT LESBIANS!

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    16 16 16 in New Jersey but you have to be 21 to go to a novelty store!

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    JERSEY FUCK YEAH

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    AT one point Mississippi was 12 for males and 14 for females.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    FUCKIN JERSEY YEAH

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