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    Default Sarah Palin's voice makes me want to shoot somebody

    I can't handle it. My uncle is such a typical conservative, and he thinks McCain and Palin are gods. Personally I couldn't handle her looks at all when she was announced at McCain's running mate (whore). And her voice alone makes me want to pull out a shotgun and shoot somebody. It's horrible.

    And now that I listening to her talking about "balancing the federal government by the end of our term" her lies make me want to blow something up. I really do hate that woman. I'm all for a female president or vice-president, but she just makes me want to murder somebody.

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    I'd hit it.

    Twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    I'd hit it.

    Twice.
    hopefully u'll do it in the pooper because palin doesn't believe in birth control


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    Real men don't use condoms anyways

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    Next time you hear her do us all favor and shoot yourself ok.

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    The ironic thing is that if you were to shoot someone that would just impress her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    The ironic thing is that if you were to shoot someone that would just impress her.
    I hadn't thought about that. Good point, and made me laugh now that I think about it. She'd probably tell me to do it again.

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    Shoot a moose, she'd blow you on the spot.

    "Oh yeah, give it to me Joe-six-pack, puck me baby"

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    I wonder if she'd tell you to shoot her in the cunt. And I don't mean with the penis. She probably has orgasms to that shit.

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    All this talk about shooting and hunting and sexy Palin brought to mind this.


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    Man, the next 4 years are gonna be awesome.

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    The only way to get Palin to shut up is to ask her a relevant question about politics. She'll give you a blank stare and then say something like "Do you really know the real O'Bama?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Real men don't use condoms anyways
    Well making her go outside and jump up and down so that everything just falls out after the sex is an effective form of birth control right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Well making her go outside and jump up and down so that everything just falls out after the sex is an effective form of birth control right?
    Fuck abortion, just push her down the stairs and hope for the best.

    (Can you tell I'm a catholic??)

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Fuck abortion, just push her down the stairs and hope for the best.

    (Can you tell I'm a catholic??)
    Irish Catholic imo


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    *groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

    Whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    *groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

    Whatever.
    Oh fuck off.

    Like conservatives NEVER made cheap shots about democrats based on their appearance or voice.

    Oh wait.... they do it all the time, much more often than democrats do.

    Example:

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    Because her father is Janet Reno.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Irish Catholic imo
    Well done! You win a prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    *groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

    Whatever.
    She's from Alaska. I'm not discriminating her dialect, I just hate her voice pitch and everything in general. I just don't like her.

    That would be hypocritical of me to attack her dialect, I'd have to poke fun at myself for occasionally having a California accent and a mid-western accent. Just because I say I don't like her voice doesn't mean I am attacking her dialect she speaks in, I just fucking hate her voice in general.

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    I was just flame baiting kal El, don't worry bout it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I was just flame baiting kal El, don't worry bout it
    This isn't the first time I got a hook caught in my mouth intended for another liberal.


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