Superniggapower
If you could have any ONE superpower in the entire world of superpowers what would you choose? Why?
I would probably choose the ability to teleport. It would be amazing to be anywhere in the world at any given moment. I would never be late for anything again. I could go creeping outside my ex-girlfriends house without the hassle of driving 2 blocks away.
What would you guys choose?
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Also erm I'd fly.
Pity reply.
In all seriousness though, mind control. I think it's pretty obvious why. I could be all like woman make me a sammich *mind control* and she'd go make me a sammich.
Originally Posted by Toki
Actually, invisibility, cos I could rape peoplez and also if I wanted a sammich I could just steal a sammich. Also, I could stand behind someone and talk to them and make them go crazy like Dustin Hoffman in the film Joan Of Arc. And make them make me a sammich.
There's always the risk of people bumping into you though and just being like oh I didn't see you. Also, with mind control I could be like hey have sexors with me and pretend you're being raped. That way it wouldn't take the fun out of rape either.
Indestructible would just be super bad ass. Then I'd actually enjoy getting shot at.
I dont need pity replies!
Indestructible would be pretty neat. I'd jump outta windows, and break everything in my neighbors house.
you guys are such badasses
Mind control for sure. Then, I would be able to convince people how cool I am.
Time control, eveytime someone makes this sort of thread some jackass always comes in with time control.
For this thread, that jackass is me.
Since when has being indestructible meant you don't feel pain?
Invulnerability on the other hand...
Pyrokinesis.
Edit- Fuck that, I want to be a jedi.
The ability to bend space and time.
Well, you're as close to a black hole as you come. You suck the joy out of every thread you enter past your own event horizon.
Spider-Man's powers with the iron-spider suit so I could have all three suits just by thinking about it.
I want to shoot fireworks from my hands.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
I want to be able to ejaculate cotton candy.
I'd use my power to let me suck your penis to make you ejaculate cotton candy all in my mouth.
haha thats funny
I pick this one, this guy really knows his super powers. If only more people were like this djwolford character.
power mimicry and multiple acquired abilities.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
I would pay to see this.
Telekinesis easily.
Wouldn't invisibility cause you to also be blind while invisible since light passes through you instead of reflecting off your eyes to create images?
Mind Control is the only true answer: free money, favors and women.
No dumbass, because it's a superpower. And not real.
Yeah, why do you have to ruin this superhero discussion with this sciency shit.
Also no, it would be possible to become invisible by having light bend around you instead of go straight through you, so it just appears like it is going through you, but in fact it is being bent around you.
This is how I imagine invisibility would work, skin having a certain property to bend light.
Wouldn't that give you that shimmering, Predator-esque look, instead of true invisibility? If not, then you're absolutely bending light around you, which includes your eyeballs.
Also, being invisible means you're walking everywhere naked, unless it's the traditional "you and a small amount of your stuff turns invisible" that has no place in a serious discussion like this.
Does it matter if your walking around naked? Hello, your invisible!
Well, I mean, you can't use a utility belt, and you'd get cold if you were in the north. Invisibility really isn't all its cracked up to be.
With mind control you could walk around naked if you wanted to and just make people not care. Or you could make people believe that you were invisible and that they couldn't see you.
It's an all around better choice.
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