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    I spent £45 on a ticket to see her in London. She stopped after 45 minutes, then got booed, and did some Q&A. £1 a minute, I have had cheaper hookers.

    Theres my rant.

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    I like Sarah Silverman. I wouldn't pay to see her do q&a though.

    I mean she's obviously half retarded, why would you even go pay to see that?
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    Who the fuck would pay to see her?! Seriously, I can't change the channel fast enough when she pops up on a commercial or somethin.

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    I can't stand the whiny bitch. I saw her on 8 out of 10 cats last night and she was awful.

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    She was out of her league on 8 out of 10 cats. Sean Locke is the daddy. Even that dude from T4 that shags everyone was funnier. I would not pay to see her, I would not pay to see any female comedian as they are all shite.

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    For a jewish girl she is pretty doable if she would shut the fuck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    For a jewish girl she is pretty doable if she would shut the fuck up
    Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

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    Pretty annoying.

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    Yeah, her show is too hard to watch. Don't know how you could handle her live.

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    She's awful, but why would people who don't like her pay to see her in the first place... do they not know who she is?


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    I'd totally fuck Sarah Silverman if she was mute.
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    I like her stand up, from what I've seen on Comedy Central, and think her show's pretty much Hit or Miss(more hits for me at least).


    Also, I would like to nail it.
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    She is so fucking annoying in every movie she is in. I haven't even bothered with her stand up acts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    She was out of her league on 8 out of 10 cats. Sean Locke is the daddy. Even that dude from T4 that shags everyone was funnier. I would not pay to see her, I would not pay to see any female comedian as they are all shite.
    Are you kidding? She was fantastic on 8 out of 10 Cats. It's always hard for American comedians on that programme because a lot of the humour is very British but she was great. And if you watch it you can tell that Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock etc. thought so too.

    She is a bit of a comedian's comedian though so I can understand why people don't like her. Also her voice is very grating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'd totally fuck Sarah Silverman if she was mute.
    I'd fuck her even if she wasn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Are you kidding? She was fantastic on 8 out of 10 Cats. It's always hard for American comedians on that programme because a lot of the humour is very British but she was great. And if you watch it you can tell that Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock etc. thought so too.

    She is a bit of a comedian's comedian though so I can understand why people don't like her. Also her voice is very grating.
    She wasn't that good.

    Also Rich Hall is the best American comedian in Britain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I'd fuck her even if she wasn't

    Yeah me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    She wasn't that good.

    Also Rich Hall is the best American comedian in Britain.
    Agreed.

    I cringed whenever she spoke on 8 out of 10 cats.

    Although her fucking Matt Damon video was good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I'd fuck her even if she wasn't
    Maybe fucking her would shut her up.

    So yeah, I'd even fuck her.


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    needs more poop jokes.

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    A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an outhouse that wouldn't stink. She advertised it in the local papers for a contractor that could build such a structure.

    After some time, a contractor applied for the job and guaranteed that the outhouse would not have any odor. He got the job.

    Sometime after completing the construction, the man got a frantic call from the woman, "You'd better get here fast! That outhouse has a terrible smell!"

    He rushed over, went to the outhouse, poked his head through the door and exclaimed,

    "No wonder it stinks! You pooped in it!"
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    There were three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were all constipated. So they went to see their bear doctor who gave them each some laxatives. Since papa bear was the biggest he got a bottle, mama bear half- a bottle and the baby bear got a couple of tablets of the laxative. They all went home and took the tablets.

    The next day the papa bear went to the bathroom , came out in a few minutes and said in rough bearly voice "I am so thankful, cause I shat a tankful!"

    It was the mama bear's turn to go. She went in and took a little while and then came out and said in a sweet voice " I am so grateful, cause I shat a plateful!"

    Then finally it was the baby bear's turn. The little one went and came out after a long time and said in a sad small voice "I am so broken hearted, cause I only farted!"
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    That first poop joke is kinda funny.

    I'd totally feck Sarah Silverman.
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    the episode where she got high is funny as shit
    also i dont know where you people got this notion that she is even mildly do able i'm pretty sure shes ugly as shit
    edit: as shit used twice in a row in two sentences thats a foul

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    Duct tape her mouth shut and I might consider fucking that bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smith357 View Post
    Duct tape her mouth shut and I might consider fucking that bitch.
    just force it down her throat until she gags on it

    won't be able to say much then


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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    the episode where she got high is funny as shit
    also i dont know where you people got this notion that she is even mildly do able i'm pretty sure shes ugly as shit
    Well I have this strange thing for Jewish chicks.
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    I would fuck the living Jewish shit out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    She wasn't that good.

    Also Rich Hall is the best American comedian in Britain.
    That's irrelevant because he primarily works over here (and even lives here I think) whereas she's just over here to tour.

    Although I agree.

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    I saw about six minutes of he show last night, and it was God awful.

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    Rich Hall is good. I fucking hate jews. I mean, I want to hate Hitler for starting WW2 but I mean...his jew agenda was tight. He knew how to deal with them. Damn right they are chosen, chosen by Hitler, for teh pwn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    I want to hate Hitler for starting WW2 but I mean...his jew agenda was tight. He knew how to deal with them. Damn right they are chosen, chosen by Hitler, for teh pwn.
    He really didn't mean to start a world war though. He was just going to knock off countries one by one but then people caught on and had to mess up his dreams.
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    am i the only one who actually likes her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    am i the only one who actually likes her?
    No, I do.
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    Tbh I think she's fucking hot and pretty funny.
    Shame her voice is so annoying.

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