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    Ok, so for my final year project I've decided that I'm going to make a games review website.
    Yes, very generic I know, so what would you guys like to see on a games review website, feature-wise.

    Looking for more 'non-common' features that a games website would have (ie not the feature to post reviews lol)

    Basically just looking for what people would like to see on such a website.

    Cheers for all the input.

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    A "Men of Gaming" centerfold spread.


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    Comparisons by genre.

    If I know I want an FPS/RPG, I'd like reviews comparing the top titles (Fallout, BioCock, Mass Effect, etc)

    Also, meaningful mobile app reviews, similar to pocketgamer.co., except without all the inflation based on novel ideas and realistic ratings for implementation. All their fucking reviews have a list of 10 problems and then go "but we give it a 9 for innovative gameplay and great story, chaps" when problem #2 makes the game unplayable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    A "Men of Gaming" centerfold spread.
    I will make this page specially for you sycld.
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    Comparisons by genre.

    If I know I want an FPS/RPG, I'd like reviews comparing the top titles (Fallout, BioCock, Mass Effect, etc)

    Also, meaningful mobile app reviews, similar to pocketgamer.co., except without all the inflation based on novel ideas and realistic ratings for implementation. All their fucking reviews have a list of 10 problems and then go "but we give it a 9 for innovative gameplay and great story, chaps" when problem #2 makes the game unplayable.
    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing tbh, about comparisons by genre. Having something like 'if you'll like x game you'll prob like y', as well as searching for games by the genre, so you could go onto the website and search through genres until you find a game you like the sound of or something similar. I don't know any websites where you can do this really, most review websites just review whats coming out/popular at the moment.

    I hadn't even begun to think about mobile gaming to be honest, but yes I suppose I will include it if possible. And yeah, I couldn't agree more. I haven't read any mobile gaming reviews, but I've read multiple reviews for the ds, and psp and some other general iphone application reviews in the store which have similar reviews, which really really fuck me off. Without a doubt, the reviews will be meaningful reviews, mobile and standard.

    Because I will be writing the reviews.

    Nice ideas, keep em flowing.

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    review of japanimation porn games
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    rate games on a scale of 1 to 6 dirty dicks

    bonus points for using images of dirty dicks

    really horrible games get a rating of sycld or kt depending on whether they are just for faggots (madden has earned this since like 2003) or plain terrible
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    iphone games obviously all get ratings of sycld as iphones are for faggots
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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    iphone games obviously all get ratings of sycld as iphones are for faggots
    actually, now android phones are for faggots.

    it's like how sugar became a health-food after high fructose corn syrup: when something else enters from the bottom (hu-hu), everything else gets pushed up a notch.


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    an android is just an iphone for people who don't want others to think they're macfags (they're still macfags)
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    I am not a macfag, I'm waiting for the Google Android version of the iPad --Android people

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    owning an ipad or androidpad or a bbpad makes you a macfag
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    i'm pretty sure apads have been around for a while and that they are terrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    i'm pretty sure apads have been around for a while and that they are terrible
    apads haven't been released yet.

    you're just clairvoyant, o great oracle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    rate games on a scale of 1 to 6 dirty dicks

    bonus points for using images of dirty dicks

    really horrible games get a rating of sycld or kt depending on whether they are just for faggots (madden has earned this since like 2003) or plain terrible
    if this wasn't coursework, i probably would do this for the comedy value, this made me laugh quite a lot when i read this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    I am not a macfag, I'm waiting for the Google Android version of the iPad --Android people
    this is beyond true

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    apads haven't been released yet.

    you're just clairvoyant, o great oracle.
    nope android based touchpads were invented by the chinese in april and I know you can get it in canada but maybe not amerikkka idk
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    fuck yes.

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