Crazy relationship?

**no_brains_no_worries** · 10-23-2008, 02:00 AM

So while swapping stories with the guys, we got on the subject of crazy relationships. I was the "loser" of this conversation because thus far, I have always managed to hook up with sweet and sane women. The closest thing to a crazy relationship I had was pretty weak. I ask this girl out who agreed on the conditions we were just going to the movies as friends, and thus, I didn't try to put the moves on her. The next day I got a call from her best friend ripping me a new one for NOT trying anything because that had apparently dealt a major blow to her self-esteem.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

The winner of this little story exchange was my brother on the account he has hooked up with plenty of insane women. The worst still haunts him to this day. Though he broke up with this bimbo a few years ago, as soon as he starts going steady with a new girl, ms. crazy will magically appear out of no where and try to ruin everything by getting back with him. Personally I think the crazed ho is stalking him, but I don't really care until they find him stabbed to death in his bed.

Anyways, anyone here wanna share their own crazy relationships or one of their friend's embarrassing nutjob dates?

**Vengeful Scars** · 10-23-2008, 02:42 AM

Relation ship with your mother.

I would sneak to your place after you went to school and wear that little ho out every day, all day.

One day your dad came home so I beat your mothers ass right in front of your father.

Then me and your daddy started dating.

Also Pity Reply

Also shit.

**HopeYouDie** · 10-23-2008, 03:59 AM

I know a girl who was with a guy for 4yrs who would abuse her mentally physically had emotionally. She has a scar where he stabbed her in the thigh with a fork and a scar where he threw a car battery @ her. He has most recently given her an STD and beat her head into the pavement when attacking her... I managed to get her to leave him & get her own apt. But within a month she was back with him! He would break in her house while she was gone and take showers and steal her groceries also. He asked her to marry him & she said YES!!! 2 days later he screwed the neighbor girl.. She has finally put a restraining order against him which will stay in effect for a year because he has two prior arrests for domestic violence and has spent time in a mental ward because of it. But get this- SHE STILL LOVES HIM!!!!!

**magking1971** · 10-23-2008, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

I know a girl who was with a guy for 4yrs who would abuse her mentally physically had emotionally. She has a scar where he stabbed her in the thigh with a fork and a scar where he threw a car battery @ her. He has most recently given her an STD and beat her head into the pavement when attacking her... I managed to get her to leave him & get her own apt. But within a month she was back with him! He would break in her house while she was gone and take showers and steal her groceries also. He asked her to marry him & she said YES!!! 2 days later he screwed the neighbor girl.. She has finally put a restraining order against him which will stay in effect for a year because he has two prior arrests for domestic violence and has spent time in a mental ward because of it. But get this- SHE STILL LOVES HIM!!!!!

I feel like I am watching cops. All we need is for him outside without a shirt on getting hauled off by the cops and her yelling "Dont take him to jail, I still love him!!!"

**Atmosfear** · 10-23-2008, 10:59 AM

01[23:22] <Atmosfear> i should coin the atmosfear
01[23:22] <Atmosfear> thats when you fuck her till she's about to come, pull out and cockslap her, then reach in her nightstand and throw her vibrator at her then never call her again

**Cryptic** · 10-23-2008, 11:00 AM

I know a girl like that. She's the classic "Daddy beat me and didn't love me so I think this is how men treat women" song and dance. I've tried to subtly hint that she's probably going to just jump from one abusive relationship to another until she deals with her issues but she's not willing to so whatever. To her love = abuse and I can't watch it so I just don't hang with her anymore.

Most fucked up relationship I've been in is Mrs Robinson. You all know about that one. My high school ex and I were both kinda fucked up after we broke up because we tried to stay friends. I guess I didn't know then or want to admit that when it's your first serious relationship (a little over 2 year) and it ends, you can't do that. At least not right away. Maybe we could have if we gave it some time but live and learn I guess.

**Cryptic** · 10-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Atmosfear

01[23:22] <Atmosfear> i should coin the atmosfear
01[23:22] <Atmosfear> thats when you fuck her till she's about to come, pull out and cockslap her, then reach in her nightstand and throw her vibrator at her then never call her again

Why should she WANT you to call again after that?

**KT_** · 10-23-2008, 12:41 PM

In high school I dated someone for about a week and then realized he was trailer trash.

(in b4 Arkansas quips)

**Nadia** · 10-23-2008, 01:15 PM

My ex was crazy. He had cheated on me and then afterwards became extremely paranoid that I was cheating on him. He still calls me every once in awhile :/.

**no_brains_no_worries** · 10-23-2008, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Nadia

My ex was crazy. He had cheated on me and then afterwards became extremely paranoid that I was cheating on him. He still calls me every once in awhile :/.

Thank god for caller ID eh?

**Nadia** · 10-23-2008, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Thank god for caller ID eh?

It always goes to voicemail but sometimes he gets smart and uses a different number.

**Cryptic** · 10-23-2008, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Nadia

My ex was crazy. He had cheated on me and then afterwards became extremely paranoid that I was cheating on him. He still calls me every once in awhile :/.

Usually it's the person who's doing the cheating or would cheat that's worried about cheating in the relationship. It's a little phenomenon called projection. My dad would always accuse my mom, seemingly out of nowhere, of cheating. Turned out in the end he'd had a little sumthing sumthing on the side for like 3 years.

**Atmosfear** · 10-23-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Cryptic

Why should she WANT you to call again after that?

Because girls have a pathological need for closure.

She did call me a couple times but then she would bbm me constantly and then I told her I would meet her for lunch to talk about it and stood her up.

I mean who gets stood up on a lunch date i mean rly

**Nadia** · 10-23-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Cryptic

Usually it's the person who's doing the cheating or would cheat that's worried about cheating in the relationship. It's a little phenomenon called projection. My dad would always accuse my mom, seemingly out of nowhere, of cheating. Turned out in the end he'd had a little sumthing sumthing on the side for like 3 years.

Yeah. Basically he was thinking "IF I can cheat on her then she can cheat on me! Omg time to get violent and crazy!"

**Atmosfear** · 10-23-2008, 01:30 PM

This is why I always end relationships via text message rather than cheat

**Atmosfear** · 10-23-2008, 01:30 PM

No one gets wracked with worry over "If I can end it over text message so can she!"

**KT_** · 10-23-2008, 01:31 PM

I end relationships via post it notes.

**Atmosfear** · 10-23-2008, 01:31 PM

I'm sorry, I just can't.

I hate that I get that reference where is nermy

**MalReynolds** · 10-23-2008, 02:17 PM

Technically, I've never broken up with someone.

One of my exes attempted suicide.

I faked my death for another.

Annnd.... I mean, outside of a few lunch dates and I think a total of one fling, that's it. And those didn't require breaking up.

**Nadia** · 10-23-2008, 02:31 PM

Interesting.

I have never been dumped.
Breaking up with people is really hard to do unless they are assholes. I hate doing it.

**Tekk** · 10-23-2008, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Nadia

Interesting.

I have never been dumped.
Breaking up with people is really hard to do unless they are assholes. I hate doing it.

Good catholic girl so you had like 1 boyfriend whom hand you held during recess?

**Janglez** · 10-23-2008, 02:54 PM

Never had a girlfriend.

**Nadia** · 10-23-2008, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Tekk

Good catholic girl so you had like 1 boyfriend whom hand you held during recess?

I went to a public high school.

I think I've had 5 serious boyfriends.

**Janglez** · 10-23-2008, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Nadia

I went to a public high school.

I think I've had 5 serious boyfriends.

You slut.

**Sion** · 10-23-2008, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Tekk

Good catholic girl so you had like 1 boyfriend whom hand you held during recess?

Oh the sin hurts my eyes!

**HopeYouDie** · 10-23-2008, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Janglez

You slut.

BAHAHAHA- that was a little harsh..

**Oats** · 10-23-2008, 04:10 PM

I dated a girl for a few months after a rebound from a 14 month relationship. She is still pestering me.

When we were together she would spazz out and throw tantrums over nothing. One time she got angry cause I didn't want to look at myspace with her so she went off to bed in a huff. I ended up watching Kill Bill and Vol. 2 with her dad while drinking beer and getting baked.

She would often "kick me out of her house" and be really serious with me until I was like half way home she would be like "just kidding" and if I didn't come back she went ape shit.

After we broke up she pulled all the cards.

"I'm pregnant"
"I'm running away"
"I'm going to kill myself"

Blah blah.

After we broke up she dated about 3 or 4 guys in one month (one of which beat her lol) but the second I had a wee interest in somebody else she went all suicidal again. She still does it.

Fucking bitch.