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    I fucked mine.

    Am I a bad person?

    It was my Dad's cousin's daughter. I don't give a fuck as I have very little in the way of morals but I would like to know what other people think.

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    High five!
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    I think you're just trying to get a reaction from us.

    Anyway, even if you did fuck your 2nd cousin, I don't think it's a big deal as long as you didn't knock her up. Inbreeding is bad for the species.

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    in the US you can legally marry your second cousin in all states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Anyway, even if you did fuck your 2nd cousin, I don't think it's a big deal as long as you didn't knock her up. Inbreeding is bad for the species.
    2nd cousin isn't in-breeding, trust me.

    TRUST ME.

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    lol

    it's close enough

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    high five
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    itt we discover that queendork is rick scarf's second cousin
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    this is what I expected. i know its legal but its just not right is it? she seems to want a relationship now hut I don't rthink that can happen.

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    i would lmbo if you went out with your second cousin
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    In this backwards country you can marry your first cousin. I think that's so we don't have to constantly arrest the aristocracy.
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    is it socially acceptable to do so
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    Only amongst the aristocracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    i would lmbo if you went out with your second cousin
    Laugh your balls off? I'm not going to, I just need to reason with her. It's quite difficult to converse with someone when your dick is in their mouth though.

    In all seriousness i am starting to feel really bad about this now.

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    dont sweat it dude, it'll pass with time

    i remember freaking out for a week when i fucked my friends mom

    thankfully she (my friend) never found out and now i couldnt care less

    edit: clarification because someone posirepped me citing rape
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    My primary concern is people finding out. Anyone from our families would not be rational about this. I'm pretty sure I will laugh about this. It's just difficult not doing it again.

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    well to be honest you're pretty fucked

    the girl wants a relationship and when you tell her you not only dont want a relationship but you think it'd be best if she kept her apparently always-open mouth shut, she's probably going to flip da fuck out son
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    If you know your family will freak out then she should also know that your family will freak out. Just say you don't want to because you don't want to tear your family apart. Play the "I want to be with you, but my family means to much to me" card. Maybe you'll get some 'aw, that's sweet' sex.
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    can't she counter with a "but I am family" argument?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    If you know your family will freak out then she should also know that your family will freak out. Just say you don't want to because you don't want to tear your family apart. Play the "I want to be with you, but my family means to much to me" card. Maybe you'll get some 'aw, that's sweet' sex.
    This is exactly what you should do if you want to turn your cousin into a dangerous stalker who'll stop at nothing, including murder, to be with the one she loves (you).

    Which is what you should want because it would make your fictional story all the more exciting.
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    Do you fuck her without a condom and not pull out?
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    If she's your dads cousins daughter then there is no way she's your second cousin. If her parent is your dads 1st cousin then she's your dads second cousin. That makes her your third cousin so you're okay. 3rd cousins is fucking cusins.

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    itt we learn Atomic is an expert on what family members are okay to fuck.

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    if KT was my cousin i would still not have sex with her
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    if KT was my cousin i would still not pay her $50

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    Sweet. Will fuck again.

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    I knew this was going to be about cousin-fucking.

    I absolve you.

    Nothing wrong with it really as long as you can deal with the stigma if it gets out. Also, even though I know you do not want children with her, they're probably wouldn't be genetic freaks anyway, though the chance for genetic diseases carried on recessive genes is significantly higher.

    If you're gay, then it hardly matters because mansecs is already stigmatized enough as it is, and the incestuous taboo aspect is lessened since it cannot result in a child.

    EDIT: Oh it was something-on-girl action, but in my head it will remain boy-on-boy.

    Also if you really didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't have made this thread and anonymously too.
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    I think we should all be free to fuck who we want, when we want.

    That's why I'm trying to reppeal all rape laws.
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    i bet bitches find rape law repealing mindsets HOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Also if you really didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't have made this thread and anonymously too.
    What I mean is I feel no guilt. I totally give a fuck about people finding out. Especially you fuckers. I'd never hear the end of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    i bet bitches find rape law repealing mindsets HOT
    That's why they call them bitches.
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    Anonymous doesn't care if you find out

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    you wouldnt have to send two sets of invitations for the wedding
    YO HO YO HO

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