It's flawless logic, we all know the best thing to do when it's hard to find a job, is try to lose your current job in childish vandalization!

Sponge, what is your degree in? I have a hard time believing that someone with an Associates, Bachelors or Masters degree would be working for minimum wage, hell, alot of positions in Wal-Mart and Target pay more than minimum wage, even if only by a dollar/hr.