My laptop, not really all that bad. I have some real junkers in my basement but I don't use them enough.

Dell Inspiron 8600
Pentium M @ 1.4Ghz
386mb upgraded to 512, and recently upgraded to 1GB
Nvidia Go5200 32mb
30GB 5400rpm drive upgraded to a 60GB 5400
Internal Wireless B, disabled and am using a Linksys N pcmcia card
Slow DVD burner