Thread: Reasons why you keep a crappy car in college.

Well college is a fun time, and its really easy to get chicks. Seriously I don't know why people in college spend a shit ton of money on a daily driver, huge rims, body kits, etc, to spec their car to get girls. College parties are the EASIEST place in the world to get pussy.

Doesn't matter how good a driver you are, you are in a college area. Others around you will suck. Guaranteed.

For the second winter in a row, my car has been ass raped by another driver while parked. This time, instead of the mail man hit and running on my mustang, it was a police cruiser slamming into my E36 BMW. Now, I learned my lesson, don't keep your decent car on the street, hence my '95 318iS gas saver for college times! I don't really give a shit what happens to it. Where as last year my mustang (now a show car owned by some well off prick) was side scrapped by the mail man in his van. The officer, who was undoubtedly en route to arrest the drug dealer that lives next door to me, took the corner too fast on the icy road, and his 4200 lb cruiser slid right into my car's driver side, slamming my car into and over the curb. What a way to ruin the party.

So kids, think about this when you are off to college, where you park, where you live, things to look for in apartments, and if you are looking for a car, pick something reliable. Don't care about looks, cause its coming out of college ugly anyways.

Now to go get my $4000 check from the city.