So THATS where all the oil and grease on the roads and parking lots come from.

Of course he coulda used rhino lining. People do it on jeeps all the time. Unless he has some massive freaking rain storms and is driving in water knee deep for a week I doubt it will wash off as easy as he thinks it will too.

About the only thing funnier woulda been the silver never seize stuff. One drop of that shit can ruin like 10 shirts. Its like the herpes of mechanical fluids once you get it on you be prepared to live with it forever.