Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
woah woah woah. I just saw this thread and thus the insult to my bowl. The bowl in no way resembles a phallus and the fact that any paraphernalia was even included in that picture was just because my table was messy.
uh-huh. it's both sporting a bulbous testicle-like protrusion at one end as well as a flaring, conical termination at the other that is the head of the penis.