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    Default [the mess hall] I just waited 50 minutes to cook five chicken wings

    Now I have a stomach ache, so I don't even get to eat them.

    I was planning on taking ten minutes to eat each one.
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    If I can't cook it in 10 minutes or less, I'm eating something else.

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    if i cant cook it with an MRE heater or napalm its just not worth it
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    steamed chicken wings are the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    If I can't cook it in 10 minutes or less, I'm eating something else.
    wow you must eat the shittiest food
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    wow you must eat the shittiest food
    not necessarily but yeah pretty much. i never think about making food until i'm fucking starving.

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    i just lost the game
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    not necessarily but yeah pretty much. i never think about making food until i'm fucking starving.
    i know that feel bro


    also that knotty anxious feeling you get when it's like 4:30pm and you're like "well god damn I haven't even eaten all day and I am kind of hungry but fucking hell eveything i have will take too long to make and i don't feel like that shit"

    so you just sit around and mope for maybe an hour or two longer checking your fridge at decent intervals if by some dues ex machina there are some accessible snackers that just happened to show up that you missed the first seven times you were combing your crisper and cheese drawers.

    so instead you just rail a couple lines of speedballs and then you're not hungry anymore.

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    well i mean i just usually throw in a lean cuisine

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