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    Default [the mess hall] My bananas used harden

    I've had them for about a week and a half and they are still green.. and I swear they are getting harder.

    It's really quite a horrible ordeal
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    ok
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    U R Bananas

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    "This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S." - Gwen Stefani after eating too many bananas
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    You have to massage your bananas everyday for them to ripen to a proper yellow. Try gently squeezing at the base right above the stem of the banana, and slowly and continuously stroke up and down. Do this for about 5 to 10 minutes a day for the next week.
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    Are you sure those aren't dicks?

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    Default Re: [the mess hall] My bananas used harden

    Are you sure those aren't dicks?
    Damn you it I was going to comment on how my banana hardens too


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    That would have been too obvious. Also she was asking for a good hard banana which is why I stole her phone.

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    put them in the fridge and they'll go brown in a day (it's counter-intuitive but it works)
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    using a banana as a dildo should soften it up

    i mean, at least that's what I heard

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    It also softens dicks.

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