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    Default [the mess hall] so i got a KitchenAid® stand mixer for x-mas

    i did not order it from amazon.com

    do any of you niggers have any good family recipes you want to share for me to try
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    six freshly harvested dicks, dirt 'n' all. in a roux.
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    make cookies -> success
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    make cookies -> success
    i did exactly this a couple days ago with our kitchenaid® stand mixer and they turned out awesome.

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    rock cakes

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    alright well i was thinking about shortbread cookies
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    these cookies are making me drowsy

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    use molds of extinct animals

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    mix drugs (your choice) into the cookies

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    no
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    What are you a pussy? Just do it.
    I'm supposed to change my sig.

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    I recommend mixing in pepto bismol

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    A tube of room temp Jimmy dean breakfast sausage, half a block of cheddar cheese (grated), and bisquick.

    Mix until you get a cookie dough like consistency and roll into balls and bake.
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    A tube of room temp Jimmy dean breakfast sausage, half a block of cheddar cheese (grated), and bisquick.

    Mix until you get a cookie dough like consistency and roll into balls and bake.
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    i'm going to replace bisquick with my secret biscuit recipe, but i'll try it
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    Let me know how it turns out. I make those sausage balls for stuff like super bowl parties, and the get devoured.
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    Also, Ive been contemplating adding some diced jalapenos to the recipe. Do that and let me know the outcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    i'm going to replace bisquick with my secret biscuit recipe, but i'll try it
    <dick joke>
    oh

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    my mom is a shitty cook and my dad is a fast food fatty so no i dont have any good family recipes thx for reminding me about my shitty family cooking skills
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    i'll be honest the goal of this thread was just to make mpr feel bad
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    mission accomplished
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    mpr you can learn to cook toast and be satisfied with the wholesome goodness of processed wheat
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    the secret ingredient is court martials

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    verdicts brought to you by gatorade
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    I dont see how people cant know how to cook.

    Its so easy.

    I think its more that people dont WANT to cook.
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    Well cooking is lame.
    I'm supposed to change my sig.

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    I don't like cooking because I don't think about food until I'm hungry. My mind has more important issues to concern itself with such as wondering what will happen next in Batman and figuring out temples in Skyward Sword.

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    My wife hates when I cook. The cooking part is fine, it's the cleaning up the pots and pans that I leave to the bitches she doesn't like. And who wants to do the dishes when you have all this good food to eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    the secret ingredient is court martials
    the plural of court marshal is courts marshal
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    the correct spelling of martial is martial, not marshal

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    the name of martial matters is meme matey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    the correct spelling of martial is martial, not marshal
    You'd think, especially when I had quoted the correct spelling, that I would have noticed that. Which is why I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    the name of martial matters is meme matey
    meme 'n' meme
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    melts in your mouth, memes on your hand

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