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    Default [the mess hall] Fat Boy Treats

    I smoke weed. I'm pretty sure the rest of you do too, otherwise you wouldn't be on the internet. Here is my latest creation of awesome.

    Ingredients;
    Bread
    Peanut Butter(whatever you like, Natural, Organic, Creamy, Crunchy)(I like Creamy)
    Jelly(I used Blackberry Preserves, you can use whatever)
    Cool Whip

    Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while the Bread is separated, add an amount of cool whip. You're probably going to need to scrape off some of it, until you get to the right amount, but you're high, so that's cool. Once the correct amount is on there(your choice!), slap them breads together and shove it into your dicksucker.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    also, If you use icing, use white icing because it's awesome
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    this just sounds like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cool whip
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    no nermy the scraping adds vital additional flavours, such as scraped cream, no cream, formerly cream-occupied air and dicks
    YO HO YO HO

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    I like simple things like popcorn or grapes when I'm high. I'm not gonna be fucking around with knives and multiple jars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    and shove it into your dicksucker.
    But what if my wife can't have peanuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    But what if my wife can't have peanuts?
    Then she can't be sucking your dick!

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    Then she can't be sucking your dick!
    ZING! HIYO!

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    One time when I was high I put cream cheese icing between two strawberry poptarts

    It was p good
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    That sounds fukkin great.

    I'm high, but I don't have the munchies atm, so I'm not getting any new ideas for fatboy treats
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    no i dont smoke weed but i guess that would sound delicious if i were high
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Talking haha

    ha ha,it seems cool

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