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    Is so thoroughly disgusting that I have the desire to make my own. Tell me right now what your favourite pizza toppings are and provide me with a decent dough recipe.
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    My favorite pizza is the Chicken Bacon Artichoke from Papa Murphys

    Ingredients:
    Creamy Garlic Sauce
    Chicken
    Bacon
    Artichoke Hearts
    Spinach
    Parmesan
    Zesty Herbs

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    zucchini
    oven roasted garlic
    turkey bacon

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    Bacon, Pepperoni, Green Olives

    although last night our pizza was hot italian sausage, leek(I think? It looks like celery, but with a huge bulb and not much of a stalk, looked like onions cut up, wanted to say radicchio, but it isn't), and some herbs/spices with a mix of mozzarella, monterey jack and havarti cheese. Sauce was boring old canned pizza sauce.

    thin crust pizza dough

    2.5 cup flour
    1 pckg of yeast (not sure how the brits do it, but in the Americas, our yeast comes in predetermined packages of about 1tbsp)
    0.25 tsp salpt
    1 tbsp olive oil
    1 cup warm water

    -mix a little sugar in the warm water
    -sprinkle yeast on top
    -wait 10 minutes
    - add rest of ingredients
    - knead the dough etc.
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    Feta
    BBQ sauce (mixed with either medium sauce or alfredo [delish])
    Braised/Garlic onions (bake cut up - sliced or diced - onions with either butter and wine, or garlic butter)
    Red Pepper

    Maybe not all of these together, but they are great.

    I don't eat frozen pizza, as I think it all tastes horrid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I don't eat frozen pizza, as I think it all tastes horrid.
    Was in a huge hurry and there was one in the freezer. Then it turned out the thing I was in a hurry for was cancelled. I wish I could uneat that motherfucker and make a better one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post

    thin crust pizza dough

    2.5 cup flour
    1 pckg of yeast (not sure how the brits do it, but in the Americas, our yeast comes in predetermined packages of about 1tsp)
    0.25 tsp salp
    1 tbsp olive oil
    1 cup warm water

    -mix a little sugar in the warm water
    -sprinkle yeast on top
    -wait 10 minutes
    - add rest of ingredients
    - knead the dough etc.
    Thanks

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    Zesty Herbs
    What the fuck does that mean?
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    how to uneat a pizza


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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    What the fuck does that mean?
    Is that pizza place mentioned a type of frozen.. or a delivery place?

    If it's a delivery place it's probably a jumble of different herbs. Pizza spice, oregano etc.

    I'm assuming the creamy garlic sauce is actually just caesar dressing?
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    It's freshly made pizza and like WA said it's just a special blend of different herbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    It's freshly made pizza and like WA said it's just a special blend of different herbs
    And what use to me is that? I asked for a recipe, was sounding good until you said zesty herbs. Now in my eyes the whole thing has been reduced to this:


    KT's pizza recipe

    Base
    Toppings
    Herbs (preferably zesty)

    COME ON
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    well fuck you asked for favorite toppings

    I'm sure you can go to the store and get seasoning mix called "Zesty Herb". If not I spent 2 seconds on google to find you a Zesty Herb seasoning recipe (http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/rec...ng109813.shtml)

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    That seems like a lot of work
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    try making a pizza without zesty herbs
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    yeah i thought we were getting mess hall
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    We are getting a mess hall.
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    I can't wait for our first food fight!
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    personally i like to always partially bake the crust before i put the sauce and toppings on, and the best way to do this is after you've made and rolled your dough out, use a roller docker, or even a pen cap to poke little holes in your dough, then partially bake it for a couple minutes. the holes allow steam to escape, dock your pizza toppings, and basically allow for a crunchier pizza (if you like that).

    after par baking our crust i'll usually add what i call the "diablo sauce" -- regular tomato based sauce (and toss some extra oregano in) mixed with sriracha sauce (also commonly called "rooster sauce"), or if i'm feeling festive, a garlic butter sauce.

    then mozzarella, and the following toppings:
    pepperonis
    italian sausage
    pork sausage
    chicken (not usually buffalo but if you're into that)
    bacon
    banana peppers
    jalapenos
    roasted red and green peppers and onions (it's very easy to roast them, and they taste much better than regularly cut and tossed on. throw em in a small baking pan with water, cover it up, and cook it at a very high temperature for a short period, until they start getting limp and absorbing the juices)

    finally throw another sprinkle of mozzarella and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese, toss it in the oven for a bit. when it comes out, sprinkle a bit of feta cheese (it's very important not to bake the feta cheese or it will make your kitchen all stinky) and parmesan on there.

    yum yum

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    yeah, i find throwing raw bell peppers and onions has them add too much moisture to the pizza as well. roasting beforehand is much better
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