Rather than splitting open a femoral artery, I thought I'd make and drink a mug of a hot cocoa instead.
And here's the recipe since the forum needs content. Also it was pretty good and perfect for a chilly night.
1 heaping tablespoon cocoa
1 1/4 to 1 1/2 tablespoon honey
1 small drop of vanilla extract
1/8ish teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4ish teaspoon cinnamon (I think; I just sprinkled it in. It may have been sliiiightly less.)
1 cup milk
Put it all in a saucepan on medium-high heat. Whisk it all together. Heat it until it starts to simmer. Pour in a cup.