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    Default [the mess hall] i just had a great salad

    smoked salmon salad:
    one whole avocado
    one handful cherry tomatoes
    one quarter red onion
    one small orange pepper
    one tablespoon fresh basil
    150g smoked salmon
    salt 'n' peppa to taste

    cream cheese dressing:
    olive oil
    lemon juice
    garlic
    cream cheese

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    The dressing sounds slammin', how do you get a tablespoon of fresh basil though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    The dressing sounds slammin', how do you get a tablespoon of fresh basil though?
    you either that tablespoon from the big bunch you bought from the supermarket or you have more growin' out back.

    my parents grow an assload of basil. a veritable assload.


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    that's just my approximation of how much it was i just grabbed a handful of leaves

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    ah dig, my total no.1 fave herb!

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    dry basil is the worst though! I don't understand why they would dry basil it doesn't taste like anything in that form!

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    itt you guys pretend that eating leaves is an enjoyable endeavour
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    shut up mang all they have in manchester is post industrial depression with gravy.

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    itt we don't read the op

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    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    shut up mang all they have in manchester is post industrial depression with gravy.
    good thing I don't live in manchester then


    or are you complaining that you do, I thought you lived in canterbury
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    oh i really thought you lived in manchester, where do you live then? I know you're not northern by birth.
    I do live in historic canterbury.

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    OR SOMETIMES BANTERBURY!!!

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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Birmingham is having a lot of urban regeneration, good for them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    oh i really thought you lived in manchester, where do you live then? I know you're not northern by birth.
    I do live in historic canterbury.
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    birmangham
    not far off coq

    I love in ye olde glaaaahstershire


    home of summer floods and medieval festivals
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    I opened a bag of basic salad earlier and upon pearing inside I saw that it was soaking wet in that "gone off" way and stank repugnantly

    I was very sad

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    There is nothing quite so eloquent as a soggy salad.

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    my own eloquence was certainly no match for it at that point

    I made a weird grunting sound, said fuck twice, then threw it into the corner

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    And there it lay like Coleridge in his prime, smacked up and writing raunchy about aspirations and tears.

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    Hydro, when you go into a supermarket do you always check out the reduced to clear?

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    not knowingly

    whenever I go into a supermarket I speed around it as fast as humanly possible because I get angry at people who are slow at shopping

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    I like salads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    itt we don't read the op

    iet
    in every thread

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    dinner was:

    roasted asparagus dressed with olive oil, ground pepper, sea salt
    garlic mash potatoes
    chicken breast with fresh rosemary and garlic and a quick onion-shallot white wine pan sauce


    yum


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    dinner was:

    roasted asparagus dressed with olive oil, ground pepper, sea salt
    garlic mash potatoes
    chicken breast with fresh rosemary and garlic and a quick onion-shallot white wine pan sauce


    yum
    oh don't worry faesce i ate by myself but i didn't actually drink any white wine or consume any of the alcohol since it was all evaporated


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    That is far too fancy a meal to make for yourself and yourself alone, even by my standards.

    I'm talking to you sycld

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    That is far too fancy a meal to make for yourself and yourself alone, even by my standards.

    I'm talking to you sycld
    it took like 30 minutes to cook.

    and i like fancy-smancy foods so there.


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    ok since this is the mess hall

    i ate a kiwi earlier today that was 100% the best kiwi ever cuz i like my kiwis like nermy likes his dongs very hard and lemme tell you it was a very firm kiwi and it tasted wonderful

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    it took like 30 minutes to cook.

    and i like fancy-smancy foods so there.
    yeah but it was sad to read

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    ill have the large tbone medium rare

    fuck a salad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snead View Post
    fuck a salad
    we already did
    oh

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    enjoy the special dressing
    oh

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    ive got ~12 lbs of deer steaks in my freezer

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    Shallots + garlic = fancy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    Shallots + garlic = fancy...
    i think it was more the fresh rosemary and the roasted asparagus, but yeah i don't know.


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    more leik assparagus

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    It was the roasted asparagus that got me

    quick, someone draw a picture

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    takes 10 or 12 minutes in 400 degree oven tossed with olive oil, black pepper, and salt

    it's easy as pie and you can do it while you're making the chicken


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    sometimes i wish you lived with me sycld.. i would make you pick out clothes for me and cook for me and vacuum and water the plants and correct my run on sentences for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snead View Post
    sometimes i wish you lived with me sycld.. i would make you pick out clothes for me and cook for me and vacuum and water the plants and correct my run on sentences for me.
    my apartment is a mess

    but in exchange for room, board, and benefits i'd totally do all that for you. just for benefits even


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