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    Default [Mess Hall] Just made some fucking chicken

    This shit is the bomb. Chicken breast full of cheese, garlic and 'erbs. Wrapped in bacon, glazed with honey and black pepper. Side of tomato and basil pasta.

    Suck it.
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    I'm sorry but that sounds like a chicken kiev so I cannot take you seriously anymore.
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    But for lunch I had a grilled chicken breast on a bagel with lettuce and cracked black pepper mayonaise. That was pretty awesome.
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    It was not a kiev. Fuck yourself. I didn't have lemon so I went garlic (interesting substitution I know). It was a taste sensation.
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    The glaze sounds nice but I can't abide stuffing breasts with anything.
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    Double meaning intentional.
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    Winner
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    This shit is the bomb. Chicken breast full of cheese, garlic and 'erbs. Wrapped in bacon, glazed with honey and black pepper. Side of tomato and basil pasta.

    Suck it.
    So you can cook? Well there's another feather in your cap. I'd chicken out of such a challenge, sounds like you went the whole hog, and honey glaze too? bee-autiful
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    You really need to see a psychologist about that punning disorder of yours.
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    woof
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    .. you make it sound like I'm barking mad.
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    Get thee to a punnery!
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    punning with impunity
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I'm not a fan of honey glazes in general

    Personal preference
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Nigger please don't be hatin' on my chicken.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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