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    i'm sweating grease from my pores
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    good mess hall post
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    also do they have poutine
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    not yet but the fries are perfect for it
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    if the five guys are dirty, and they probably are based on the nature of their business, you should join them in a row

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    Isn't that an american thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    Isn't that an american thing?
    East Coast thing.

    Started in Northern VA.


    Good burgers, can get with bacon and/or cheese, can get a whole slew of crap on them: A1, jalapenos, hot sauce, grilled mushrooms, etc.

    Cooked to order, but the bastards only cook them well-done.

    Fries are greasy bags of heaven. Can get regular or with Cajun spices. Thick cut.

    Not a bad place at all, but it's so greasy I can't eat there too often and enjoy it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    Isn't that an american thing?
    Vancouver, Calgary, and now Mississauga have them.

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    Cooked to order, but the bastards only cook them well-done.
    I don't know how it is down there, but here they legally have to cook burgers well-done.
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    fuck yes.

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    I want these fries.

    I will get them after comic con yessss

    Meet me there Nermy, I'll buy you a soda*















    *with rufies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    I don't know how it is down there, but here they legally have to cook burgers well-done.
    Yeah, under-cooking ground beef is hella dangerous
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    In MD you can cook burgers medium to well-done.



    Also your hella dangerous can eat me out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    In MD you can cook burgers medium to well-done.



    Also your hella dangerous can eat me out.
    go to dangerous dan's
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    i'm not going to comic-con until they repeal prop h8
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    Terrible for you, but it's so tasty.

    Also sycld I like that they cook them well-done considering they are so juicy/greasy anyways. I'm not a stickler for medium/medium-rare if it doesn't negatively impact taste.

    I get a cheeseburger with bacon, mushrooms, and ketchup. Usually I split fries with someone. It's so tasty

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    Never had their burgers, but their fries are legit
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    i associate 5 guys with retards

    because my two friends who used to work there (only one works there now) are as close to mentally retarded as you can possibly get without actually being retarded. literally i bet their IQs are 70.0000000000001
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    everyone who works at this one is asian so their iq can only be so low
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    fuck yes.

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    greeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy
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    Dear sweet Jesus I love five guys. I only let myself eat there once or twice a year because, you know, former fatties anonymous, but oh lawd is Five Guys four walls filled with grease and love.

    I get a cheeseburger with bacon, onions, mushrooms, ketchup, and mayo.

    Yum-fucking-my
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post

    Also sycld I like that they cook them well-done considering they are so juicy/greasy anyways. I'm not a stickler for medium/medium-rare if it doesn't negatively impact taste.
    True.

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    i associate 5 guys with retards

    because my two friends who used to work there (only one works there now) are as close to mentally retarded as you can possibly get without actually being retarded. literally i bet their IQs are 70.0000000000001
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    everyone who works at this one is asian so their iq can only be so low
    In my area, they are staffed by blacks and salvadoreanos illegales.

    Because that's who lives here.

    Not that I mind living around them, but it's symptomatic of how damn far I am from NW DC, which is basically the only part that anyone cares to go to aside from going to Nats games. Fuck those assholes in 1856 that decided to start their agricultural school NE of the district instead of NW.
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