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    I just saw a commercial for that taco company and they asked the question hard or soft tacos.

    WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE WANT TO USE A HARD TACO SHELL
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    seriously.

    everyone i know gets hard shells tacos

    they just crunch everywhere and make a mess


    soft shell ftw

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    I like it hard. They crunch and make a mess. Pretty hard to eat while driving. I dislike them when they are 30 minutes old though. Also soft tacos you can roll up and eat without spilling much.

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    Soft tacos from taco bell have the texture of food geared towards old people with no teeth. Can't beat tortilla shells from the grocery store. Hard shells are better though imo

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    I've noticed that fat white people prefer soft shell tacos while fat mexicans prefer hard shell tacos

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    conclusion: hard tacos make a mexican
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    Hard tacos are for wankers

    I mean, they don't even make sense as a food vessel. They suck.
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    I have only ever had hard tacos (stupid lack of Mexican food in this country) and I am not a fan.
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    hard tacos look silly

    are soft tacos like tortillas
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    If I'm reading this wikipedia article right, hard tacos were invented by Americans, which I find strange since I've found 90% of Mexicans order hard shell over soft at Taco Bell.

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    You'd think that for 5 bucks they'd just go to un restaurante Mexicana. Seriously it's the cheapest food for the money I know of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    hard tacos look silly

    are soft tacos like tortillas
    Yes, they are tiny tortillas
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    if you cant eat a hard shelled taco without it collapsing on you i think you need sharper / stronger teeth or a larger brain
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    hard tacos are superior
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    if you go to taco bell and ask for a chicken / steak taco on a hard shell the kt looking goon behind the counter will give you the most confused look ever as though you just asked her to figure out cold fusion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    if you go to taco bell and ask for a chicken / steak taco on a hard shell the kt looking goon behind the counter will give you the most confused look ever as though you just asked her to figure out cold fusion
    whatever. I know how to ring up a chicken/steak taco on a hard shell no problem.

    Just ring up chicken/steak soft taco, easy 6.5 tortilla. I'm assuming all Taco Bells use the same retarded register program.

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    is this a fucking joke
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    no, it's a taco joke
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    Kt. I would like you to talk to the head taco bell Mexican and tell him there was not enough cinnamon on my twirls today at lunch. Thank you.
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    I usually get the soft ones. But sometimes I get the hard ones. I like them both. I thought they used to have a lot more cinnamon on the cinnamon twists when I was younger, but they cut back to save money. I stopped buying them though because I wanted more cinnamon and so I just buy other food there instead.

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    also, when i still ate at taco bell, ii used to get the double decker taco (best of both worlds feat hannah montanna)
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    nermy's hannah montanavision is out of this world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I usually get the soft ones. But sometimes I get the hard ones. I like them both.


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    the picture of a shrimp taco on the wiki page for tacos looks absolutely sexual, i want it now, damn that looks good.

    the pic of a taco with hard shell looks shit
    Andy says:
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I get the cheesy gordita crunch and get the best if both worlds.

    I had to go to taco bell at like midnight to pick up my ex Friday night. She fucking fell asleep in the slow ass drivethrough and they called the cops and paramedic. I pulled up and there were seriously 8 cop cars there. It was fucking hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    i am sorry but I don't understand.
    i dont think you're alone in this

    edit: i've never had a taco
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    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    i am sorry but I don't understand.

    Lame attempt at inserting a dick joke.

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    your jokes suck dick
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I get the cheesy gordita crunch and get the best if both worlds.

    I had to go to taco bell at like midnight to pick up my ex Friday night. She fucking fell asleep in the slow ass drivethrough and they called the cops and paramedic. I pulled up and there were seriously 8 cop cars there. It was fucking hilarious.
    What drugs was she on that she actually fell asleep in the car?

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    Nothing. She drove like 7 hours from Dallas thursday night and came to my house. Then we did those shrooms. We stayed up all night, and didn't sleep at all Friday. We were running on Jim beam, weed, and cigs. I was supposed to go hang out with her that night, but I had work in the morning, so I went home to catch up on my sleep.

    Tl;dr version. Lack of sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    your jokes suck dick


    I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    If I'm reading this wikipedia article right, hard tacos were invented by Americans,
    fucking duh?

    which I find strange since I've found 90% of Mexicans order hard shell over soft at Taco Bell.
    "Tacos" from Taco Bell aren't real tacos anyway.

    They are a variation on real tacos with American sandwich toppings like lettuce, tomato, and cheese to make them more accessible to Americans.


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    Well Mexicans sure enjoy this American variation of the taco.

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    They are fucking delicious.

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    well mexicans sure are dumb
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    mexicans sure are delicious
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    this thread has been making me hungry
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    I have coupons for free tacos at Taco Bell if anyone is interested.

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    Where can you get these coupons?

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