"Rape choke"-Joe Rogan
"The power of Christ compells you!"-Bas
"I think the main reason I can't remember is because I got knocked out."-Rampage Jackson
"Two things you think about when you see another man, who has a bigger dick and can I take that guy in a fight. One thing you cant do anything about, the other you can."-Forrest
“I felt like I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.”-Tank Abbott

Also, pretty much anything that Mike Goldberg has ever said.