If I had to pick 4 teams, it would be the Falcons, the Bears, the Broncos, and the Pats because of some family tie or another to each of them. But I don't pick teams because people who are fans of pro sports teams and mercenary athletes are fucking idiots.

And I could be a fucking die-hard Lions fan and that wouldn't change the fact that the Cowboys are a shit team with overarching media hype out the ass. Sure, they make the playoffs every once in a while and they put together a great run in the Aikman/Emmitt/Irvin days, but they are always hyped as a superbowl contender and they just fucking aren't.

You are Notre Dame: self-proclaimed "America's team" when you're in fact hated by most true fans of the sport, hyped to no end and shoved down our throats by the media, given to the maximum level of forgiveness of poor performance and provided the associated rankings boost, and, finally, always prone to failure and disappointment now but wait till next year.

Cowboys' defense didn't get better. They can't control the line of scrimmage, and Williams certainly isn't the answer at safety (catch a pass what is a catch a pass?). The running game is solid but they still have a mediocre offensive line. The passing game is going to seriously suffer (hello, Jason Witten, all me to introduce myself. I am man coverage.) They have a nutjob owner, a head coach on his way out the door, and a QB who brings more fucking distractions between his idiot girlfriends and his manboy love for his tight end than their pro bowl receiver ever did.