God's Game is about to begin (college football is 3 days away)

**Atmosfear** · 08-31-2009, 04:43 PM

Week 1 predictions, anyone?

Big games:

#14 Oregon @ #16 Boise State: Boise State is going to dominate an overrated Oregon team and use that to fuck up the BCS (as usual.) I hope they end up playing Oklahoma again.

#13 Georgia @ #9 Oklahoma State: Defense wins the game for Georgia. Pokes' offense is outstanding in a defensively laughable conference, but Georgia returns more starters from the #2 2007 Sugar Bowl champion team from injury than it lost this year on defense. It's gonna be ugly like the Georgia-LSU game last year, and will make for great TV.

Missouri @ Illinois: Illinois ought to be ranked this year. They should be rolling Missou who had a suspect defense last year and have since lost their offensive playmakers (fat Chase Daniels and Jeremy Maclin.)

#20 BYU @ #3 Oklahoma: Oklahoma has this game on paper, but we all know how Big Game Bob likes to blow it against non-BCS opponents. I won't go so far as to predict the upset, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

#5 Alabama vs. #7 Virginia Tech (Georgia Dome, Atlanta, GA): Roll tide. Losing their best playmaker on offense (Evans) pretty much doomed Va Tech to underperform. I still think they'll go on to win the ACC, but don't expect Beamer Ball to beat an Alabama team that will play conservative on offense with a new QB and simply doesn't turn the ball over. Also, Julio Jones is a fucking dynamo (the best sophomores in the country all wear the number 8.)

Maryland @ #12 Cal: I'll call the Maryland upset because I don't think Cal deserves the #12 ranking. As usual, voters are bull on the Pac-10 pre-season, but Cal never delivers. Maryland isn't a great team, but I think they can hang in the game with Cal and seeing Cal lose will never surprise me.

#11 LSU @ Washington: UDubb has no chance in this game, but it's going to be interesting to watch the QB play for LSU. I'm not buying Jarrett Lee leading them through a tough SEC schedule this year (@Georgia, @Alabama, @Ole Miss, vs Florida), but Charles Scott ought to run through UDubb like shit through a goose.

Miami @ #18 Florida State: As long as it doesn't come down to the kicking game, FSU should handle Miami, but I want to watch the QB play.

**Pepsi** · 08-31-2009, 08:36 PM

Chomp Chomp Chomp.

Florida will win.

**Atmosfear** · 08-31-2009, 08:51 PM

I'm about to ban you for posting about a fucking game against Charleston Southern you stupid faerie fuck

**faesce** · 09-02-2009, 09:07 AM

you spelled fairy as faerie

**faesce** · 09-02-2009, 09:07 AM

you got peanut butter dicks in my chocolate chute

**Atmosfear** · 09-02-2009, 09:15 AM

Yeah I was trying to emphasize how faggoty and foreign he was but serious football starts tomorrow.

**Pepsi** · 09-02-2009, 10:04 AM

grow up

**Atmosfear** · 09-02-2009, 11:15 AM

I bet against Florida this week easy money

**Atmosfear** · 09-02-2009, 11:23 AM

Also I got told to grow up by a know-nothing Florida/Dallas/Yankees fan ahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm surprised you didn't start liking hockey just to put sidney crosbys dick in your mouth fuck you tidus you are worse than a girl who picks based on uniform colors.

**Pepsi** · 09-02-2009, 10:16 PM

1. I'm a Devils fan.
2. For being as "sophisticated" as you claim to be, you really act like a seven year old.

**Tekk** · 09-02-2009, 10:42 PM

I wish I went to a big school with a huge football following.

Our D1 hockey team blows dicks.

**Atmosfear** · 09-04-2009, 01:37 AM

Well I meant to pick South Carolina but really it wasn't a big enough game to justify... won $20 on SCAR and I'm 1-0 in the predictions.

**bottled water** · 09-04-2009, 05:30 PM

usf has a big game saturday against wofford

lol

also tim tebow can go suck a dick (but only in the shotgun formation)

**Pepsi** · 09-06-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Atmosfear

#13 Georgia @ #9 Oklahoma State: Defense wins the game for Georgia. Pokes' offense is outstanding in a defensively laughable conference, but Georgia returns more starters from the #2 2007 Sugar Bowl champion team from injury than it lost this year on defense. It's gonna be ugly like the Georgia-LSU game last year, and will make for great TV.

**jiffy** · 09-07-2009, 05:00 PM

if you are not still in college get over it

unless you are below the mason-dixon, college football is the only reason not to kill yourself or move

**Atmosfear** · 09-07-2009, 09:52 PM

Still in college

**Atmosfear** · 09-07-2009, 09:53 PM

Hey look my analysis was correct except that Georgia didn't win (thanks, ref if the calls are this bad all season for "defenseless" receivers I think I will stop watching football all togther)

**Pepsi** · 09-08-2009, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by jiffy

if you are not still in college get over it

unless you are below the mason-dixon, college football is the only reason not to kill yourself or move

in college.

in tennessee.

**Atmosfear** · 09-11-2009, 07:16 AM

Picked Clemson last night. I wish they had come to play in the first quarter.

**jiffy** · 09-13-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Pepsi

in college.

in tennessee.

well then i guess i wasn't referring to you big shooter

**Pepsi** · 09-18-2009, 10:16 PM

I live in Knoxville now.

The Vols fans say that the Gators will lose tomorrow.

I point out that the Gators are 30 point favorites.

They shut up.

**Vengeful Scars** · 09-19-2009, 08:29 PM

Vols fans don't like the Gators too much for some reason

**Atmosfear** · 09-21-2009, 12:17 AM

How'd that stupid 30 points work out for you?

Easy win taking Tennessee for that bet.

**Pepsi** · 09-23-2009, 09:55 AM

I don't bet.

They won, that's all that matters.

**Atmosfear** · 09-23-2009, 02:43 PM

If you don't bet then leave there is no point to sports bc Christ knows you aren't an athlete no-nothing bandwagoning faggot

**Pepsi** · 09-23-2009, 02:55 PM

I am an athlete.

**Atmosfear** · 09-23-2009, 03:38 PM

No you aren't you're a faggot and I'm liable to ban you

**Pepsi** · 09-23-2009, 11:28 PM

Oh, my bad. Wasn't aware that you run my life.

Also, I had baseball practice today.

**Atmosfear** · 09-27-2009, 04:52 PM

And Tebow's already dismal draft status just got a lot worse.

Concussion risk in a running QB. That's worse than Chris Chandler.

**sailor jack** · 10-26-2009, 12:34 PM

Hey atmosfear, what do you think about the NFL at Wembley in goode olde Engerland?

**Atmosfear** · 10-26-2009, 05:00 PM

Waste of time and money because the English will never adopt it... Logistically, it makes zero sense to try to put a franchise in London. Canada would be a logical market to look into, since Canada already has sports franchises in our leagues and has cultivated a market for football (albeit, their own dumb rules.)

That said, I think it's cool that they played there... just didn't accomplish much, if anything.

**sailor jack** · 10-26-2009, 05:04 PM

thats true, but the game was okay, despite the fact the result was inevitable

**Atmosfear** · 10-26-2009, 09:59 PM

I feel like the NFL told both coordinators they needed to air the ball out. There were definitely a number of forced throws and an inordinate number of turnovers that, I would say, tried to spice up an otherwise dull matchup for an international crowd. Frankly, there's too much money involved for it not to be half-rigged.