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    Default God's Game is about to begin (college football is 3 days away)

    Week 1 predictions, anyone?

    Big games:

    #14 Oregon @ #16 Boise State: Boise State is going to dominate an overrated Oregon team and use that to fuck up the BCS (as usual.) I hope they end up playing Oklahoma again.

    #13 Georgia @ #9 Oklahoma State: Defense wins the game for Georgia. Pokes' offense is outstanding in a defensively laughable conference, but Georgia returns more starters from the #2 2007 Sugar Bowl champion team from injury than it lost this year on defense. It's gonna be ugly like the Georgia-LSU game last year, and will make for great TV.

    Missouri @ Illinois: Illinois ought to be ranked this year. They should be rolling Missou who had a suspect defense last year and have since lost their offensive playmakers (fat Chase Daniels and Jeremy Maclin.)

    #20 BYU @ #3 Oklahoma: Oklahoma has this game on paper, but we all know how Big Game Bob likes to blow it against non-BCS opponents. I won't go so far as to predict the upset, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

    #5 Alabama vs. #7 Virginia Tech (Georgia Dome, Atlanta, GA): Roll tide. Losing their best playmaker on offense (Evans) pretty much doomed Va Tech to underperform. I still think they'll go on to win the ACC, but don't expect Beamer Ball to beat an Alabama team that will play conservative on offense with a new QB and simply doesn't turn the ball over. Also, Julio Jones is a fucking dynamo (the best sophomores in the country all wear the number 8.)

    Maryland @ #12 Cal: I'll call the Maryland upset because I don't think Cal deserves the #12 ranking. As usual, voters are bull on the Pac-10 pre-season, but Cal never delivers. Maryland isn't a great team, but I think they can hang in the game with Cal and seeing Cal lose will never surprise me.

    #11 LSU @ Washington: UDubb has no chance in this game, but it's going to be interesting to watch the QB play for LSU. I'm not buying Jarrett Lee leading them through a tough SEC schedule this year (@Georgia, @Alabama, @Ole Miss, vs Florida), but Charles Scott ought to run through UDubb like shit through a goose.

    Miami @ #18 Florida State: As long as it doesn't come down to the kicking game, FSU should handle Miami, but I want to watch the QB play.

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    Chomp Chomp Chomp.

    Florida will win.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I'm about to ban you for posting about a fucking game against Charleston Southern you stupid faerie fuck

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    you spelled fairy as faerie

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    you got peanut butter dicks in my chocolate chute

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    Yeah I was trying to emphasize how faggoty and foreign he was but serious football starts tomorrow.

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    grow up
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

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    I bet against Florida this week easy money

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    Also I got told to grow up by a know-nothing Florida/Dallas/Yankees fan ahahahahahahahahahaha

    I'm surprised you didn't start liking hockey just to put sidney crosbys dick in your mouth fuck you tidus you are worse than a girl who picks based on uniform colors.

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    1. I'm a Devils fan.
    2. For being as "sophisticated" as you claim to be, you really act like a seven year old.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I wish I went to a big school with a huge football following.

    Our D1 hockey team blows dicks.

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    Well I meant to pick South Carolina but really it wasn't a big enough game to justify... won $20 on SCAR and I'm 1-0 in the predictions.

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    usf has a big game saturday against wofford

    lol

    also tim tebow can go suck a dick (but only in the shotgun formation)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    #13 Georgia @ #9 Oklahoma State: Defense wins the game for Georgia. Pokes' offense is outstanding in a defensively laughable conference, but Georgia returns more starters from the #2 2007 Sugar Bowl champion team from injury than it lost this year on defense. It's gonna be ugly like the Georgia-LSU game last year, and will make for great TV.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

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    if you are not still in college get over it

    unless you are below the mason-dixon, college football is the only reason not to kill yourself or move

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    Still in college

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    Hey look my analysis was correct except that Georgia didn't win (thanks, ref if the calls are this bad all season for "defenseless" receivers I think I will stop watching football all togther)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jiffy View Post
    if you are not still in college get over it

    unless you are below the mason-dixon, college football is the only reason not to kill yourself or move
    in college.

    in tennessee.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Picked Clemson last night. I wish they had come to play in the first quarter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    in college.

    in tennessee.
    well then i guess i wasn't referring to you big shooter

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    I live in Knoxville now.

    The Vols fans say that the Gators will lose tomorrow.

    I point out that the Gators are 30 point favorites.

    They shut up.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Vols fans don't like the Gators too much for some reason
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    How'd that stupid 30 points work out for you?

    Easy win taking Tennessee for that bet.

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    I don't bet.

    They won, that's all that matters.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    If you don't bet then leave there is no point to sports bc Christ knows you aren't an athlete no-nothing bandwagoning faggot

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    I am an athlete.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    it's in the CD charter

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    No you aren't you're a faggot and I'm liable to ban you

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    Oh, my bad. Wasn't aware that you run my life.

    Also, I had baseball practice today.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    And Tebow's already dismal draft status just got a lot worse.

    Concussion risk in a running QB. That's worse than Chris Chandler.

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    Hey atmosfear, what do you think about the NFL at Wembley in goode olde Engerland?
    YO HO YO HO

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    Waste of time and money because the English will never adopt it... Logistically, it makes zero sense to try to put a franchise in London. Canada would be a logical market to look into, since Canada already has sports franchises in our leagues and has cultivated a market for football (albeit, their own dumb rules.)

    That said, I think it's cool that they played there... just didn't accomplish much, if anything.

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    thats true, but the game was okay, despite the fact the result was inevitable
    YO HO YO HO

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    I feel like the NFL told both coordinators they needed to air the ball out. There were definitely a number of forced throws and an inordinate number of turnovers that, I would say, tried to spice up an otherwise dull matchup for an international crowd. Frankly, there's too much money involved for it not to be half-rigged.

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