Aye yo, Tysom Tomko signed to wwe and Christian might come, too.
YAy.
Aye yo, Tysom Tomko signed to wwe and Christian might come, too.
YAy.
Really? That's not too shabby IMO.Originally Posted by mkdisciple
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
I had not heard this news.
I hope this news is true.
I hope Christian comes and takes the title from Cena.
Even though he'll end up coming and taking the title from Edge instead, which doesn't bother me. Imagine the matches we could have with Christian, Edge, Jeff Hardy, and Triple H all fighting over the WWE title.
So apparently Snitsky is in the unemployment line now. In news that people might care about, some interesting Mark Henry stats.
http://www.criticalbench.com/Mark-Henry.htm
953 squat and 903 dead in high school? Mad strength yo.
Well, Mark Henry clearly makes me feel like a pretty little girl. I knew that he was strong, but holy hell. I used to think my 640 squat was good, but that Mark Henry could do over 300 pounds more than that in High School? Shit.
Apparently the gimmick "world's strongest man", while not 100% true... isn't that big of a stretch.
Well, if I'm not mistaken, he had rightfully earned the strongest man title.
He is the All–time world raw (unequipped) squat world record holder (946 pounds)...
And he won the Arnold Classic...which ranks up there with the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition.
Even if he's not the current one...he did hold that title.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Mark Henry is cool. He lives in town and calls up the local sports radio station some mornings.
Mark Henry is definitely not bluffin' when it comes to the World's strongest man title. I just didn't know he was quite that strong.
He'll rip a nigga apart....yo.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
What does WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN mean to you? Of course he held this title at one time. That's definately not a bluff. He's one strong ass nigga'!
HopeYouDie that is a keen observation. He is indeed a strong ass nigga.
So how about Jeff Hardy winning the WWE title?
I wonder how long until he screws it up.
How about that John Cena guy?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Overpushed under talented
How about that John Cena guy?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
He'll probably lose it on smackdown. Matt Hardy was already talking about the party they had for him on ECW last night. Next thing you know he'll be leaving to go do drugs and sex up hookers again.
Which is sad because I really like the guy.
Aye yo, Tomko got fired cause he sucked in the ring.
Christian is rumored to be in the Royal Rumble.
Raw's on tonight, it might be good. I'll DVR it and watch it tomorrow.
Well, he hasn't been officially fired yet, reports are just bleak.
Also, no way Christian will be in the Rumble. I don't think that'd be enough time for negotiations and getting everything set in stone. Plus, doesn't he still have another few weeks on his TNA contract?
God, I hope not. I really wanna see one more 5 second pose in my lifetime. Those two were gold together.
lol when did Goldust come back? That was pretty much just the highlight of my day so far.
He's been back since Cyber Sunday
I've been out at a tux fitting so I missed Raw. It makes me sad.
Greatness
He's a jobber now. Has been for the last decade.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Back when I was little I made up words to Golddust's theme music.
I don't remember most of them, but my brain sings the words I do remember every time I hear it anyway.
Yea, because Jobber's win the Hardcore championship 9 times, The Intercontinental championship and the World Tag Team championship
As well as the following:
* American Combat Wrestling
o ACW Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
* Coastal Championship Wrestling
o CCW World Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
* NWA Florida
o NWA Florida Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[8]
o NWA Florida Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Mike Graham[9]
* Pro Wrestling Illustrated
o PWI Most Improved Wrestler of the Year (1991)
* Turnbuckle Championship Wrestling
o TCW Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[10]
* World Championship Wrestling
o WCW United States Heavyweight Championship (2 times)[11]
o WCW World Six-Man Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Big Josh and Tom Zenk[12]
o WCW World Tag Team Championship (2 times) - with Ricky Steamboat and Barry Windham[13]
* World Wrestling Federation | World Wrestling Entertainment
o WWF Hardcore Championship (9 times)[14]
o WWF Intercontinental Championship (3 times)[15]
o World Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Booker T[16]
o Slammy Award for Best Couple (1997) with Marlena
* Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards
o 5 Star Match (1992) with Nikita Koloff, Sting, Ricky Steamboat, and Barry Windham vs. Rick Rude, Steve Austin, Arn Anderson, and Larry Zbyszko (May 17, WarGames match, WrestleWar)
o Most Embarrassing Wrestler (1997)
o Most Improved (1991)
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You lack a grasp of the concept of what a Jobber is.
He's a jobber now. He has been for the last decade.
How do you not get that?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Well, actually, jobbers do win the Hardcore title 9 times
The tag titles have been a joke since the Dudley's left and The Hardy's and E&C broke up.
He hasn't been IC champ in over 10 years.
All that other stuff either happened over 10 years ago or doesn't matter.
Pepsi is right.
I mean, you could list all of Val Venis's accomplishments, but would you say he's not a jobber now?
We're not talking jobber for life jobber, we're talking about what they are now.
He's better at explaining it.
But I expect a 100,000 word apology by the end of the term.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Val Venis is by definition a jobber now. To me, Goldust never was a jobber. He has always been midcard to upper mid-card. Even after he left WWE after losing the WWE tag titles, he wrestled in Japan and in TNA at that level as well. A Jobber is the broklyn brawler.
Goldust beat Road Dogg for his THIRD Intercontinental championship in almost April of 99, that is less than 10 years ago...
The tag titles will make a return to greatness though, because Morrison and Miz are going to bring them back. Fecking phenomenal tag heels. Well...Morrison is at least. Maybe it's just because he seems to walk in slow motion though.
How does he do that exactly?
That is a framerate reduction effect, he doesn't actually do it.
I was hoping that there was some kind of trick to it where I could learn how to walk in slow motion. You have to admit though, it looks pretty flippin' cool.
The Miz is just terrible, horrible on the Mic. Shame that someone as talented as Morrison is stuck with him.
Well I mean what is Miz going to do when they break those two up? Other than fall into obscurity...
I'm calling it. Hardy Boyz back together by the end of the year.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Well, probably not, but I wish it would happen.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Miz and Morrison are the best thing on Raw. WTF you smoking?
The draft pretty much ruined WWE.
All of the titles are only hold half the meaning they did before the draft.
If you look at the average rating of the year 2000 compared to now, you'd see how much of a shitty effect it really had.
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