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    Kids Now I know why my parents drank every Christmas Eve

    Now that my daughter is old enough to understand Christmas and the concept of Santa, it turns out that elves do not really exist and I have to put all this shit together.
    If any of you have any similar victories (or failures) please post 'em!

    http://imgur.com/a/m1DJE

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    It's been kind of a rough year for one of my friends. Her (soon-to-be-ex) husband is a slouch who does nothing but play WoW all day and won't even watch the kids. She's afraid of him, and his kid from his first marriage is autistic and has a predilection for choking his 3 year old little sister.

    So, up until a week or so ago, the mother was staying in a shelter, and MY WIFE and I decided we'd throw everything we had into giving the little girl a good Christmas (even forgoing buying presents for each other).

    They came over yesterday, and for the first time in my life I got to be Santa. I got to eat cookies late at night, drink some milk, and make one special little girl very, very happy. So far it's been a pretty great morning, even if she did have us up at 4am!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    for the first time in my life I got to be Santa. I got to eat cookies late at night, drink some milk, and make one special little girl very, very happy.
    So the only difference is this time you wore a red suit while you did all of that?


    Seriously though that is a great story, glad it worked out today and hopefully things turn out ok for the adults in the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    So, up until a week or so ago, the mother was staying in a shelter, and MY WIFE and I decided we'd throw everything we had into giving the little girl a good Christmas (even forgoing buying presents for each other).

    They came over yesterday, and for the first time in my life I got to be Santa. I got to eat cookies late at night, drink some milk, and make one special little girl very, very happy. So far it's been a pretty great morning, even if she did have us up at 4am!
    Awww, that's so sweet of you guys, to give that girl a nice Christmas!


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    'Christmas' is code for 'penis'
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    daitengu did it all for the cookie
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    and milk

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    I don't lie to my kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    I don't lie to my kids.
    you have kids?

    and do you do the right thing... and hit them?


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    I spank them occasionally.

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