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    It's funny because I say a lot of these things
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    it's funny because I say almost none of those things

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    I say some of those things.

    Sometimes to be ironic... but some of those things I say 4srs


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    This reminds me of a closet homosexual I use to work with as well as some girls I know.
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    Would not recommend to my friends.

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    It's funny because I have heard most of these things.
    Oh lawd have I heard some of these too many times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    it's funny because I say almost none of those things
    Yes, but you are not a girl (in the typical sense)
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    I mean, vagina, boobs.. yeah
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    you're sexist WA

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    Indeed I am
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    OMG SHUT UP I LIKE SAY ALL OF THOSE THINGS OMG NO WAY

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    Whoa, I just noticed that is Juliette Lewis and she looks kind of like the guy wearing the wig.
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    Now you just ruined Juliette Lewis for me... I"M SAD!

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    I once hugged Juiliette Lewis
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    Stop the lies.

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    No, furreal friends.

    She was in Ayr (my hometown) shooting Cold Creek Manor and a friend and I saw her in front of the arena.

    I also met Stephen Dorff and he said he liked my shoes.
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    Who the hell is Stephen dorff

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    According to IMDB: "Stephen Dorff has become one of the most respected young actors in Hollywood."

    I have never seen any of his movies or tv show appearances.

    Also is 38 years old considered "young" in Hollywood?

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    The only reason I've heard of any of his movies is how terrible they are. Seems like a nobody.

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    Hey! He was also in Britney Spears' video for Everytime
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    Seems like a nobody

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Also is 38 years old considered "young" in Hollywood?
    for men, maybe.


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    he was in Blade
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Stephen Dorff is Cecil from Cecil B. Demented a film written and directed by the eccentric John Waters.
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    Last edited by Mad Pino Rage; 12-20-2011 at 05:45 PM.
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    Hey I said one of those things! ("can you open this?")

    Shit Black Girls Say is extra hilarious because of the guy's goatee.

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    I'm digging this whole theme of Shit ****** Says

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPUzxpIBe0"]Shit White Girls Say...to Black Girls - YouTube[/ame]
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    I came here to post the exam same thing.

    She's soooo funny ahah.

    "This one kind of looks like you!"
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    the things white girls say to black girls was depressing.

    also i felt a little bit of shame when she started to sing superbass. but y'know nicki minaj is half indian, so... whatevs.
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    If the humor hasn't worn out on you, yet:

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    I liked that shout out to the papyrus font

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    I'd ask scyld if any of this sounds familiar but I have a feeling he never hangs out with girls.

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    Okay one more


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    Thank god I stayed away from comic books. My friends spend a fortune on them and they sound sorta like that. I'm waiting for a Shit Computer Nerds Say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2.1 View Post
    Thank god I stayed away from comic books. My friends spend a fortune on them and they sound sorta like that. I'm waiting for a Shit Computer Nerds Say.
    This. Also, there was a brief period of time when I was getting into comics. Way too much money for something that I didn't absolutely enjoy plus the whole talking about comics this and that. I'll just download 'em and only the ones I kinda like.
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    I've thought quite a few of those things

    I couldn't say them because I have no comic book friends :cry:

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    Ugh. I didn't find it funny the first time, and I still don't. Come up with your own ideas, you tools.
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    Ugh. I didn't find it funny the first time, and I still don't. Come up with your own ideas, you tools.
    #shitvloggerssay

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I've thought quite a few of those things

    I couldn't say them because I have no comic book friends :cry:
    You're everyone's comic book friend.
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