The sad thing is, there are actually people at my school with some of these names...
The sad thing is, there are actually people at my school with some of these names...
This is racist.
Also, the funniest black girl name I've come across was Shanita. I know that doesn't seem quite so funny on its own, but her last name was Duck. She got called to the office quite frequently in high school.
"Shanita Duck, please come to the office. Shanita Duck, please come to the office." roflcopter
Fuck fact people with ethnically black-sounding (because none of them are actually ethnically relevant) names tend to lag behind other students in measurable qualities of intelligence, including test scores and IQ. They also tend to be passed over for the best jobs and promotions.
Why? Because only a fucking idiot would name their child something "black-sounding," and two morons can't fuck to make a genius.
My favourite black names are Darth Vader and Darth Maul.
and here's the proof - be born black, but act white and your life will turn out all right
Malcolm Gladwell is half jamaican half jew dog
I'll have to write down some first names from my call lists. Some of the names down here are just plain unpronounceable for a poor white boy brought up in the trailer park.
I lol'd at "guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl"
We used to have a black woman who worked here named LaSonya. I saw the name in print many, many times before I finally realized the bitch's name was lasagna.
I wrote down the oddest names of the first hundred I pulled up from Baton Rouge. These are real people, some with not-so-real sounding names.
Tierini
Kewana
Myieasha
Mashone
Jitisha
Dquincyia
Coliesha
Hershane
Noericka
Daniesha
Dacobia
Keiosha
Laquesha
Eushekia
Aylisha
Quardreca
Chanta
Mackey
Latonya
Lakisha
Jazmine
Mijah
Trenae
Sherika
Sparkle
Deja
Relda
Corlis
Trecia
Shacassity
Thais
Jamika
Tedra
Jamilah
Keetrona
Ja'Kahta
Sharmanita
Nykeisha
Jekalia
The best I've ever heard was Lemonjello (Pronounced: Lehh-mohn-jill-o) and Orangejello (OR-on-gel-o)
A girl I went to high school with was naemd Crystal Shan DeLier aka Crystal Chandelier.
I knew a girl named Six.
Six.
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