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    That would make me punch the first person I saw that morning.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    i want that

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    Why the fuck would you want to wake up to that?

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    Two words..

    Sex. Toy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snead View Post
    Two words..

    Sex. Toy.
    or just sex in general

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    Is there a snooze on that?
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDudeFish View Post
    or just sex in general
    If I was on top I wouldn't even have to do any work.

    That's a stupid way to wake up. I'd get pissed, and go back to sleep on the floor.

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    It should not take that many bounces to wake up. After 1 I'd be out of that thing.

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    Cant be good for your back

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    but speaking of alarm clocks i want this one http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/aef3/

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    That might actually get me out of bed in the morning, though I might not fall asleep out of dread of being waken up like that...


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    i need an alarm like that. hahaha

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