Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges

**Mad Pino Rage** · 01-10-2012, 11:55 AM

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/ktl...,1745824.story

KTLA News 11:42 p.m. EST, January 8, 2012

MADISON, Wis. (KTLA) -- A man with an unusually long name was arrested on drug charges at a park in Madison this week, according to police records.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon after neighbors called in about excessive noise and drug use in a local park.

Mr. Zoppipty-Bop-Bop, who's no stranger to the law, was found inside the tennis courts, carrying a knife, marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, changed his name in October. His Facebook lists choice of name because it sounds like a "jazz term" that means "the sum of the hysteria of all the chaos in the universe. or something."

He's also listed as single.

He was arrested on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, all in violation of probation from a similar arrest last April.

While enroute to jail, Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop told officers that he would "get even with them."

It is unclear what the suspect meant by his statement, but he was booked into the jail nevertheless.

Here's his actual FB profile for any FB stalkers out there. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...238253&sk=wall

tl;dr Man who looks like Jesus Christ with a crazy jazz term for a name is arrested for drugs and stuff. Remarks he was going to get even with the police.