Thread: Brazilian Cannibals Sold Human-Flesh Empanadas [NOW AVAILABLE AT TACO BELL!]

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

I'm no serial killer. But how would you know what good meat is on a human? Someone who works out, probably too tough. An old person? Probably gross. A baby.... sweet, tender, and juicy.

Well of course you aren't a serial killer. That would imply that you've murdered multiple people, and you clearly would have eaten one of them already. You could find one person who wants to die (once again, unless making that decision for them is part of the deal), and that way you can find out which parts are the best. After that, start taking volunteers who don't want to die, but are willing to separate with what you want (or the non fatal parts you'll settle for). Then, assuming you've attained the hunger, you can start getting choosy between old, young, fat, athletic, etc. People are fucked up man, you could find yourself an entire human being buffet on the internet.