"so, whatd you do this weekend man?"
"i went to the movies, you?"

"I GOT BIT BY A FOX!"
"NO WAI!"
"WAI!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"

"dude if i ever talk like that again, kill me"
"so, you got bit by a fox?"
"yes"
"and then you ran a mile?"
"yep"
"did you make friends with the fox?"
"yeeah considering he was attached to my arm...but then i tossed that ho into my trunk and left"
"wow"
"wow what?"
"you said ho!"
"no it was a fox"